Okay, so suddenly I’m a 12 year old boy.  I just ordered one.

I have an Elizabeth Warren tee-shirt!

… the Family Research Council.

While much of the Republican universe spent Monday condemning Missouri Senate hopeful Todd Akin for his comments about “legitimate rape” and abortion, one of the nation’s most prominent conservative organizations rallied to his defense. Two top officials from the Family Research Council said the Missouri congressman is the target of a Democratic smear campaign and chided those Republicans who have condemned Akin.

I’m checking with Jim Bob Throckmorton, Esq., Attorney at Law and Certified Notary Public, to see if we can sue them for false advertising for using the word “Research” in their name.

The Family Research Foundation says that this is a clear case of “gotcha politics.”

However, they do not believe that rape is  a clear case of “gotcha gotcha gotcha.”

“Todd Akin is getting a really bad break here,” she added. “I don’t know anything about the science or the legal implications of his statement. I do know politics, and I know gotcha politics when I see it.”

Mackey: Uterus Implosion

Hold on to your ta-tas, Ladies, because that was a woman named Connie Mackey speaking.   Connie Mackey is lacking a uterus and, obviously, a damn brain.

All in favor of kicking her out of the sisterhood say “Hell Yeah.”

All in favor of demanding to see her grade in high school biology say, “Did she actually graduate high school?”

Thanks to David for the heads up.

It has to be this.  I know genius when I see it.

Thanks to Sandy for the heads up.

Truman says, “ARF, Mitt is mean!”

Thanks to Mike and his best friend for the heads up.

It was not enough for Texas Congressvarmint Pete Sessions to be linked to Jack Abramoff, Blimpgate with his aide Adrian Plesha, $44,000 and fancy trips to Fire Island as gifts from Alan Sanford, $30,000 from the Wyly Brothers, and a $1,000,000 below market rate loan Countrywide Financial (yes, the troubled mortgage lender) that he never disclosed on his financial disclosure form.

Nope, if there’s a money scumbag left unopened, Pete Sessions will find it, exploit it, and move on to devour more and more dirty money.

In fact, when he dies, they’ll have to bury him at Fort Knox.

And he’s currently snorting Koch.

He’s so slick he can’t keep his socks up.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.