Nope, there’s no Republican War on Women.

Well, unless you want to be real picky about it and include throwing acid at female Democratic senators as “war.”

General Townsend, Commander of the Atlantic Theater

Jay Townsend, GOP spokesman for Rep. Nan Hayworth of New York, suggested, “Let’s hurl some acid at those female democratic Senators who won’t abide the mandates they want to impose on the private sector.”

Hey, at least he’s not proposing landmines in the Democratic female bathroom.  Although it has been rumored that he’s calling some drone strikes on Barbara Boxer.

By the way, Townsend is an unsuccessful candidate for United States Senator.  Who could have guessed that?  And he’s written a book on campaign tips.  Honey, honey, honey, Tip #1:  shuddup.

Karl Rove +  Citizens United = KABOOM!

Republican super PACs and other outside groups shaped by a loose network of prominent conservatives – including Karl Rove, the Koch brothers and Tom Donohue of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce – plan to spend roughly $1 billion on November’s elections for the White House and control of Congress, according to officials familiar with the groups’ internal operations.

Okay, you know what would make them crazy?  Let’s tell them that we’re spending One Billion Dollars on rifles.  If they’re gonna buy a lot of First Amendment, we can buy a lot of Second Amendment.

Thelma says we should claim that we’re arming every redneck liberal woman in the south, and then telling them that the Republicans want to outlaw tube tops.

Thanks to David for the heads up.