Customer OldMayfly told me about a bumper sticker she heard about.  It says “GOP Primary — L O L” and the O in L O L was the Obama design.

I neeeeeed one of those.

Especially after seeing this and even this.  And don’t forget Ron Paul.

Plus, I’ve heard from two customers who have gotten polling calls asking about Herman Cain.  Questions like, “Do you see Herman Cain as a politician or a businessman?” and “Did media reports of Herman Cain being involved with a woman cause you to change your mind about him?”  So, it appears that somebody, somewhere will polling money just laying around wants Cain to re-enter the race.

I neeeeeed one of those bumper stickers.

Seriously.

Y’all, Newt Gingrich’s bus broke down in West Hollywood, also known as Boystown.

Newt Gingrich’s bus, missing a tire and flashing its hazards, was stranded half in a lane of traffic near Sunset and Crescent Heights for hours. It was unknown if he was on the bus at the time of the incident. Calls to Newt’s headquarters were not immediately returned.

Gingrich, who is in Los Angeles campaigning, did not receive much sympathy for his vehicle’s mechanical difficulties. Instead, locals took to Twitter with red-white-and-blue language, unsolicited advice, claims of voodoo, musings on karma, and at least one mention of a glitter-bomb:

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Read all about it here.

It’s an answered prayer.  It is.  Or, as customer said about it, “There is a God … and she has a wicked sense of humor.”

Thanks to Brian for the heads-up.

Y’all, if it’s not the seventh sign of the apocalypse, it’s at least the fifth or sixth.

Sarah Palin is back in the news.  Just when you thought it was safe to turn on the teevee or read the newspaper, Sarah Palin, the Narcissism Poster Child, prances back.

The key words:  brokered convention.

“We could be looking at a brokered convention,” she told Fox Business Network on Wednesday night. “Months from now, if that’s the case, all bets are off as to who it will be, willing to offer up themselves up in their name in service to their country. I would do whatever I could to help.”

And by “help” and “offering up,” I don’t think she meant leading group discussions on the economic policies of the Bush years.  Sarah’s the only candidate I’ve ever seen who could victimize herself into office.

Sarah wants to be President without all the bother of that pesky thing called campaigning.  Can’t say I blame her.  There’s a very cool airplane involved.

I want y’all to pray for this because I really, really, honest to goodness, need Sarah Plain after losing both Newt and Rick.

Foster Friess, Santorum’s main money man, was on TV this afternoon with Andrea Mitchell expressing incredulity about about the current flap over tax-supported contraception. “It’s so cheap. Women could just keep an aspirin clasped between their knees.”

I am wondering where he thinks men should keep Viagra?

Oh, this is going to be a fun election season.

Thanks to Deb, Sue, Robert and Kary for the heads-up.