Guess the vote in South Carolina and win this sensationally overly enormous Kick Butt Democrat canvas tote and 2012 Obama hat.

The professional political beautician at this salon will be the final judge of the winner, but the first criteria is that you have to have the order of finishing correct.  If that results in a tie, then we go to the percentage of vote you gave each candidate and if that still results in a tie, we will ceremoniously  draw the winner from a  hat where the finalists names have been scribbled on small scraps of paper for all eternity.

So, list the candidates in the order you think they will finish and give the percentage of the vote you think they will get.

And don’t forget a vote for Herman Cain is a vote for Stephen Colbert.

Deadline is Friday night at 10:00 pm my time.

Well, he’s done it now.

He’s whored to Sarah Palin.

In an interview with Wolf Blitzer that will air today at 5:25 pm E.T. on CNN, Newt Gingrich said he will ask Sarah Palin “to play a major role” in his administration if elected President.

Gingrich’s remarks come a day after the former Alaska governor and vice-Presidential candidate made waves by offering a quasi-endorsement of Gingrich on Fox News.

Newt is such a slut. He will get into bed with anybody.

Apparently, Sarah dumped Rick Perry for Newt so ole Newt better get checked for anti-social diseases.

Thanks to Deb for this wonderful news and heads-up.

Rick Perry believes that dignity is a scarce commodity so he doesn’t want to use it all up.

Watching him stir up the steeple people by pointing out that Catholics eat little Lutheran children in dark basements at the Vatican and that Rick Santorum is a …. you know, Catholic, is the new Rick Trick.

“Rick Santorum is a good man, he is a good father, he’s a good Catholic,” Perry, an evangelical Christian, said. “But he hasn’t always been a good conservative.”

The casual but twice-repeated remark — the first time that Perry has publicly pointed to his rival’s faith — attracted the attention of journalists because both men are competing to win evangelical voters in the final days before the South Carolina primary.

I don’t think Rick’s thought this through real good.  Latest figures show that 32% of Texans are Catholic.  He’s already in third place here.  I guess that whooshing sound you hear is Rick dropping to 7th place in Texas.

Dumb.  Bean dip dumb.

Y’all, I feel half guilty for keeping my website open today.

Please sign whatever you can, stomp loudly, and pitch a wall-eyed snot-nosed hissy fit about SOPA.

What I feel most guilty about, though, is that Texan Congressvarmint Lamar Smith is the author of SOPA, even though his own website violates copyright laws, something that Lamar Smith feels not one shrewd of guilty about because he’s a stinkin’ Republican who wants government out of our lives unless they want to follow us into our bedrooms or watch our internet machine viewing.

Do whatever you can to stop SOPA.

Public Policy Polling came out today to say this —

Raleigh, N.C. – Mitt Romney narrowly leads a divided field in the Texas Republican Presidential primary, while home state Governor Rick Perry has fallen to 3rd place.

When we polled Texas last September, Rick Perry was in the driver’s seat with 49% compared to 10% for Mitt Romney in second place. Perry now commands less than half that support in his home state, clocking in at 18% with Romney garnering 24% and Gingrich at 23%. Santorum takes 15% while fellow Texan Ron Paul comes in 5th with 12%.

Third place in your home state?

That’s sad and I don’t even like the guy.

Georgia House Bill 464 would require all citizens on public assistance to undergo random drug testing.

The Kipster: Needs Public Assistance ... to Walk!

One of its sponsors is a Georgia Republican named Kip Smith.

You knows what comes next, don’t you?

Kip Smith was arrested for DUI last weekend, blowing a .09 on the drunk-o-meter after telling the arresting officer first that he hadn’t been drinking at all and then upping the ante to only one beer 45 minutes ago.

Okay, new law:  all Georgia Republican legislators need to be randomly tested for drunk and stoopid.  Or at least IQ tested.

Thanks to Carl for heads-up.