Okay, so the Supreme Court ruled unanimously today that you have to have a warrant before putting a GPS monitor on a suspected drug dealer’s car.

The Supreme Court has ruled unanimously for a drug suspect who had an electronic tracking device attached to his car by police, who did not first obtain an extended warrant.

The justices on Monday said secretly placing the device and monitoring the man’s movements for several weeks constituted a government “search” and therefore the man’s constitutional rights were violated.

I agree with this decision, but —-

While she is doing something perfectly legal, you can go inside a woman’s body through her most private parts, without her or her doctor’s permission, to obtain information without a warrant and force that woman to view the information found during that search.

Which leads me to believe that drug dealers have more rights than women.

I saw this headline at MSNBC this morning.

If he does, somebody needs to strap him on the roof of the car and drive to Canada.

Heard a good joke this morning.  What’s the difference between Mitt Romney and John Gotti?  Gotti has at least one conviction.

Republican Senator Rand Paul is being detained by TSA.

“I spoke with him five minutes ago and he was being detained indefinitely,” Paul spokesperson Moira Bagley said Monday morning. “The image scan went off, he refused patdown.”

Look under his toupee!  Look under his toupee!  That’s where they hide the wind-up Ayn Rand keyhole.

Seriously.  If you’re ever sitting next to him on an airplane, remember that if it goes down, he’s a libertarian and will climb over women and children to save his own life.  And whine about the government while he does it.

Thanks to David for the heads-up.

So this is what America has become? An old white has-been greedy pudgy whore of a man who most people hate?  Is that what we are?

Newt Gingrich has a 56% unfavorable rating among all likely voters.  Last night on CNN, some Republican pundit said, “Gingrich has more lives than Rasputin.”  James Carville replied, “Yeah, but Rasputin would get more votes in the general election.”  (Speaking of Carville, don’t miss this, especially the last line.)

Molly Ivins said that a Presidential candidate should have a little Elvis to them.  They’d throw Newt on a spit in Memphis, and serve him with a side of cole slaw.  He ain’t got a shred of Elvis.

President Obama is not only Elvis, he’s Rev. Al Green, too.

And I can’t stop giggling about this —

or this —

I got an email from Newt today.  He wants money.  Ain’t that the shoots?  The guy has got a half million dollar credit line at Tiffany’s and he still wants your money.  (Click the little one to get the big one.)

Newt, there’s a probloem here.  If you and Mitt Romney have all the money in the world, which appears to be both of you guy’s goal, there none left for the rest of us.

Personally, I don’t think either one of you really wants to be President.  I think both of you just want to buy the one thing you can’t – bombs.  Big ones.

I know that because you leaked it.  You want us to “bomb” you with money.  Newt, I would not be so anxious to remind people that if you’re elected President, you will have nuclear bombs at your disposal.  You are missing a few moving parts in your personality, Honey.  If we can’t trust you around a mattress, how the fool tarnation are we gonna trust you around a large phallic Tomahawk missile?

Okay, I’m sorry I brought that up, but somebody had to.

Some damn fool called me last week and asked if I was going to continue my website now that Rick Perry has dropped out of the race.

Oh dear, there is a never-ending supply of mental health poster children in the GOP.  It’s what I live for.

It was a close one, with Sandy Dee, Gafferflasted, Ann Kucera, Mary in SA, and Robbie Blocker all getting the order correct, but only Ann predicted that Newt would blow it out.  She only predicted it by 8 points, but she predicted it.  So, Ann is our winner of the fabulous tote and Obama cap.

And hell yes, we will do this again in Florida.  If only I can find one of those pink flamingos ….