Just In Case Your Opinion of Rick Perry Was Not That He’s a Son of a Motherless Goat, Along Comes This
Texas Gov. Rick Perry (R) “has finally retired, but it’s not what you think: The governor has officially retired as a state employee, but gets to keep working as Texas governor. The maneuver, perfectly legal according to his campaign, has dramatically boosted his take home pay,” the Texas Tribune reports.
“Perry makes a $150,000 gross salary as Texas governor. Now, thanks to his early retirement, Perry, 61, gets a monthly retirement annuity of $7,698 before taxes, or $6,588 net. That raises his gross salary to more than $240,000.”
When the Texas Tribune asked him about it, a Perry spokesman said that it was perfectly legal. Yeah, well, so is chasing an intern around the desk in the Oval Office but I don’t think a president or a governor ought to do that either.
In the understatement of the year, The Texas Tribune noted —
But the disclosure is sure to spark criticism of Perry, who has called for sweeping changes to Social Security for average workers and has railed against special “perks” that members of Congress get.
Ya think? Ya think that the other candidates won’t jump on this like flies on garbage? Goodness sake, Buck came in here once with a goat under each arm and a catfish in his back pocket and that smelled better than this does.
And on top of all this, Perry gets Social Security and lifetime state-provided health care.
How much of my money does this boy need? Poor public servant, my sweet patootie. Plus, he gets $10,000 a month rent money, magazine subscriptions, a pool boy, a state chauffeur, and travel money.
What does he need? Enough money to burn a wet elephant? How ’bout he gets a job, dammit?