Stolen from Political Wire.

Bonus Quote of the Day

“The message was: either accept my package as it is, or I will take it to the American people. I would say that that’s the wrong approach.”– House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-VA), quoted by Politico, on President Obama’s jobs speech last night.

Yeah, we can’t be letting the American people decide crap.

We would do it the right approach, Mr. Cantor, and let rich old mean greedy white men make all our decisions, but we’re flat out of smoke filled back rooms for John Boehner.

Thanks to David for the heads up.

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There are certain rules in Texas.  One of them is:  Do not pick on somebody’s favorite crazy old uncle.  That just ain’t good manners.  Crazy old uncles are a protected species in Texas.

Even though this is the first time they’ve ever met (no, seriously, that’s true), Rick Perry did not display Texas brotherhood to Ron Paul.  More pictures have come out.  Here’s the other one.

Notice that Perry is grabbing his arm.  Notice the finger in his face.

This is a true story.  I have witnesses.  Years ago, we had a crooked district court judge around here.  I began writing about him in the newspaper.  He was a large man and I weighed all of 110 pounds at the time.  He cornered me in front of a crowd at the courthouse and began talking at me through clinched teeth with a finger shaking in my face.   I was scared.  I looked at that finger in my face and the devil made me reach out and bite it.  Hard.  And not let go.  He wet his pants.  No, really.  He wet his pants.  It shocked him so badly that he wet his pants.  So did three or four people just watching it.  There is a happy ending to this story:  Nobody in this town has ever shook their finger in my face since then.  Most of them think I’m crazy and I do not give them any proper reason to dissuade them from that belief.

I’m sending Ron Paul a letter today that says, “Ayn Rand would bite his finger.”

I would pay cash American money to watch Rick Perry wet his pants.  And you know you would, too.

There’s not a grand jury in this entire state who would  indict a man for biting a finger being shook in his face.  Not a one.

Thanks to Janette for the heads-up.

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President Barack Obama is coming to your neighborhood. There are bridges that are unsafe across this country and he needs to stand on each one of them and give this speech.

Confession: I am a non-violent person, but God help me, I wanted to stand in front of John Boehner, put my tongue between my closed lips and blow very hard. That smug son of a motherless goat needs to go!

Rick Perry’s lies and slams from last night will haunt him for a long time as real reporters jump all over it.

First, his idea that El Paso isn’t safe. He said —

For the President of the United States to go to El Paso, Texas, and say that the border is safer than it’s ever been, either he has some of the poorest intel of a president in the history of this country, or he was an ABJECT LIAR to the American people. It is not safe on that border.

In fact, El Paso is the safest city in America with a population of over 500,000 people.  In the whole damn country.

The County Judge reacted by saying, “It’s incredibly frustrating to have the governor of our state use the national stage to denigrate our community,” El Paso County Judge Veronica Escobar said. “We are not unsafe. Every time he says that, it hurts us.”

Be careful  tossing around terms like “abject liar,” Rick.

And then there’s Perry claim that it’s “The Feds” fault that Texans don’t have health insurance.”  Actually, if that’s true, it’s Bush’s fault.

Specifically, the Bush administration rejected an application by Texas in 2008 for a Medicaid waiver, because the application was “incomplete and riddled with problems.” Apparently, the state hasn’t resubmitted the waiver request.

Or, maybe it is Perry’s fault for submitting incomplete applications?

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There’s only a hair width of distance between an abject liar and an idiot liar.  Perry has nailed both.