Of the remaining countries with AAA ratings, they all have socialized medicine.

But, we spent all our money making the top 1% of people in America obscenely rich instead of just filthy rich and killing innocent people in Iraq.

I’m sure you all remember when the rightwing went two bubbles off plumb because Spongebob Squarepants was oh so obviously gay.

Now Fox News has decided that Spongebob is a liberal / socialist / tree hugging tool and they are going to tell the world that Spongebob is a climate change idiot. Or something.

As MediaMatters reports, the “Fox & Friends” co-hosts on Wednesday attacked Nickelodeon, the network on which the show airs, for “pushing a global warming agenda.”

“SpongeBob is talking a lot about global warming, and he’s only looking at it from one point of view,” Carlson said.

Okay, first of all, do you think today is the best day to be talking about climate change? I mean, it’s hot. Everywhere.

Second, wasn’t there news today? I mean, didn’t something happen somewhere.

I’m outta town. Pease let me know what’s happening at Rick Perry’ Prayerthon. Comments needed. .

I have time for one great story. We are in Boulder, Colorado, a very progressive city. We walked around in a farmer’s market / homemade soap, jewelry and trinkets area of several square blocks this morning. When Bubba went to get the car, he asked a lady if Boulder did this every weekend She replied that they do. Bubba said how much we enjoyed it and how nice it was to be in a progressive city.

“Where are you from?” she asked.

“Texas,” replied Bubba.

“I am so very sorry,” she sincerely replied.

No, truly, he’s bean dip dumb. Can’t be let out of the house by himself dumb.

It appears that Rick Perry started off slow and then quit peddling.

You can see his college transcripts right here.

The Huffington Post sums it up this way:

He rarely earned anything above a C in his courses — earning a C in U.S. History, a D in Shakespeare, and a D in the principles of economics. Perry got a C in gym.

Perry also did poorly on classes within his animal science major. In fall semester 1970, he received a D in veterinary anatomy, a F in a second course on organic chemistry and a C in animal breeding. He did get an A in world military systems and “Improv. of Learning” — his only two As while at A&M.

A C in animal breeding? You mean with all those sheep around ….. ?

Y’all, this is Texas A&M, where they had to rename the town of Bryan to College Station so that the college students would know where to get off the train. That’s a true story.

Thanks to Kary, Bud, Kyle , Glen, Sophie, and everybody else who isn’t on vacation.

Tee, hee, hee.

Never hack off a woman. She will get even.

Texas Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison will not be endorsing Rick Perry for President.

Why, you ask?

She felt uncomfortable with the words dumb, ignorant, spiteful, mean, sissy-boy, doofus, or Lord Have Mercy Have You Seen Him In That Cowboy Outfit.

Instead, she simply said that she is looking for “a Republican candidate with private-sector experience” as her choice for the party’s 2012 presidential nomination.

Perry, of course has never held a private sector job. He got elected in 1985 and got rich shortly thereafter.

Karma, it’s an amazing thing.

It seems that Wisconsin State Senator and recall target Alberta Darling has an interesting concept on recall.

She announced at a recent debate, “We have elections. Elections have consequences. If you don’t like what’s happening, make a change in the next election.”

Okay, under that theory if I’m in a burning theater, I have the wait until they roll the credits before I can leave.

And, Darling (and how cool it is to say that as a real name!), if you don’t like recall, you should have run for office in Texas, where we sit in burned out theaters for years.