Horde of Gay Barbarians Glitterbomb Marcus Bachmann’s Clinic

The uncontrollable band of gay political glitterbombers that have been destroying the very fabric of good, American manners have pulled off their most daring feat yet: glitterbombing the reparative therapy clinic of famous Dr. Marcus “Pray the Gay Away” Bachmann. En masse, and in costumes!

Since Dr. Bachmann once likened the gays to “barbarians,” today’s gay mob decided to dress in gay barbarian costumes for their unsolicited visit to Bachmann & Associates.

Glitter video here.

You know what I just love about progressives?  We’re funny and we know it.

Poor Marcus Bachmann, he’s funny and doesn’t know it.

Michelle Bachmann?  Not funny.  Doesn’t know anything.

Thanks to Teresa and Dawn for the heads-up.

My buddy Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen not only makes the best hamburgers in America, but he also knows stuff.  Lotsa stuff.  Stuff you can’t even imagine.

Alfredo calls Rick Perry “Goldwater with good hair,” because he suspects that Perry will perform about as well as Goldwater did.

Plus, Perry’s kinda a rightwing radical extremist like Goldwater.  I mean, only kinda like Goldwater because even Goldwater favored gays in the military.

Alfredo sent this article over to the beauty shop today with our lunch order.  You’ll like it.  It’s work and Momma safe.

Alfredo says you can use his idea if you want to, and you don’t even have to pay him.  But, dammit, quit ordering you hamburgers without mustard.  Without mustard, it ain’t a hamburger – it something French.

Well, they finally added a Twitter feed and some stock pictures over on Ricardo “Ric” Sanchez’s website.  It’s still a mess, though.

We still don’t know where he stands on the issues, but we did find out that he’s popular in his hometown. Of course, that was in early May, so who knows now?  Heck, he may have hacked off the Tupperware ladies by now.

I’ll get to hear him speak again this weekend.  If you’re in the area, you might want to attend The Rally To Save Social Security and Medicare, Saturday, July 23rd, at Walter Hall Park, 807 Hwy. 3 North, League City, Texas, from 5:00 until 8:00 p.m.  It’s indoors, there’s air conditioning and it’s free.  You can buy a barbeque plate for $5.

There’s going to be a bunch of speakers and they say he’s one of them.  There will also be members of the U. S. Congress Gene Green, Al Green and Sheila Jackson Lee, and Gilberto Hinojosa, candidate for State Democratic Chair.

I’m one of the sponsors of the Rally, but only because I do whatever Lloyd Criss tells me to do.  He’s mean and I’m scared to death of him.  Lloyd will tell you that he’s scared of me.  He’s lying.  Lloyd would fight the devil himself barefoot with one arm tied behind his back and give the devil three punches head start.  He ain’t scared of me.  Okay, maybe a little.

Come join us if you can.

Texas Congressvarmint Louie Gohmert has caught us again.

First he caught us breeding terror babies.  He caught Obama building a private army for himself in the Affordable Care Act.  Louie Gohmert catches us cahooting to rob him of his precious bodily fluids every darn time we try.  Now he’s caught us trying to make Obama look like a hero on his birthday.

The fact that the party is the day after the debt deadline is something Gohmert finds awfully suspicious, he told Newsmax TV yesterday, suggesting that Obama chose the date so he could be a hero at his “birthday bash” for the “celebrities flying in from all over”:

GOHMERT: And I can’t help but be a little bit cynical here. Because we find out the president has a big birthday bash scheduled for August the 3rd, celebrities flying in from all over. And lo and behold, August 2nd is the deadline for getting something done so he can have this massive, the biggest fundraising dinner in history for a birthday celebration. […] Isn’t that amazing? The timing of this?

Foiled again!

Plus, Barack Obama spelled backwards is Amabo Kcarab.  So, you got that, too.

The Texas Tribune interviewed a very confused Rick Perry last year.  The subject of teaching abstinence only education comes up.  Texas has the third highest  teen pregnancy rate in the nation, but we still do not teach sex education in Texas.

Rick Perry tells us why.

CLICK TO SEE VIDEO.

If you’re at work, here’s what Rick says to Evan Smith, but you really, really need to watch this for the full impact.

When confronted with the dismal statistics [on Texas teen pregnancy] during an October 15, 2010 televised interview with Texas Tribune reporter Evan Smith, Perry’s response was to reaffirm that “abstinence works.”

The audience laughed and Smith pointed out the state’s abysmal teen pregnancy rate. “It works,” insisted Perry. “Maybe it’s the way it’s being taught, or the way it’s being applied out there, but the fact of the matter is it is the best form of — uh — to teach our children.” Smith asked for a statistic to suggest it works, and Perry replied that “I’m just going to tell you from my own personal life, abstinence works.”

Somebody write that down somewhere.  He’s gonna get to eat those words, I betcha.

And, if you’re in the mood for getting scared, Donald Rumfield is Rick Perry’s foreign policy adviser.

Aladamnbama is still fighting the War of Northern Aggression.

And, they’re taxing for it, too.

MOUNTAIN CREEK, Ala. (AP) — The last of the more than 60,000 Confederate veterans who came home to Alabama after the Civil War died generations ago, yet residents are still paying a tax that supported the neediest among them.

Despite fire-and-brimstone opposition to taxes among many in a state that still has “Heart of Dixie” on its license plates, officials never stopped collecting a property tax that once funded the Alabama Confederate Soldiers’ Home, which closed 72 years ago.

Which might explain why Senator  Jeff Sessions aggressively questioned Judge Sotomayor  about her views “on the use of foreign law in deciding cases.”  Hell, he thinks anything north of the Mason Dixon is foreign.

Thanks to Carl for the heads-up.