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The headline says it all.

Rick Perry to replace Donald Trump at New York dinner.

“Oh cool,” Juanita says, “Rick Perry is next on the list of hilariously unserious Republican Presidential nominees.  I figured he’d be near the top.”

Rick Perry isn’t running for President.  He saw that people with a sketchy background can easily be the GOP Veep nominee so he and his hair are running for Vice President.

It might be the hairdresser’s dream, though.  Donald Trump and Rick Perry’s hair meet Sarah Palin’s bump-it.  “When those three get together, it’s a cosmetology convention,” Juanita grins.

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Y’all, we do not know what is eating Pat Robertson’s brain, but Juanita is betting her best pair of pink boots that it’s something really, really big.

And, bless his heart, he would probably tell you that hating black people is a lot like hating Hitler, too.

Matthew 7:21

Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.