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Feliz Cinco de Mayo from the owner, staff, customers, and occasional visitors at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.  Viva la libertad y equalidad!

For people from foreign states.  It celebrates the 1862 Battle of Puebla.  Do yourself a favor and try to learn a little something about Benito Juarez, an amazing man who was President of Mexico during the battle.  He is the Abraham Lincoln of Mexico.

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Every time I see a story about hate and meanness, I secretly say a prayer, “Dear Lord, please don’t let it have happened in Texas.  All of friends think I’m insane for staying here half the time.  Please let it have happened in Aladamnbama or somewhere.”

Only rarely does the Lord answer my prayers.  This is not one of those times.

A Texas schoolteacher needs to be taken out back, stripped nakkid and dropped into the next Texas high school football game at halftime with “Football Sucks” tattooed on his behind.  I think that would end this type of behavior.

A Friendswood mom says she was offended by what her daughter says happened Monday in ninth grade algebra.

She said, “The teacher told the student that ‘I bet you’re grieving.’ And she basically looked at him and said what are you talking about? And he said I heard about your uncle’s death and she said wow, because she understood that he was referring about Osama bin Laden being killed and was racially profiling her.”

The remark was made to a classmate, an American-born girl of Muslim faith. It happened at Clear Brook High School in the Clear Creek Independent School District. The mom wanted to speak out about the incident but wanted us to protect her identity, saying she doesn’t want any retaliation against her daughter or the girl who experienced the inappropriate comment.

As shocked and horrified as I am about what the teacher did, I am equally as proud of the non-Muslim parent and her child who came forward to complain.  That took courage.

The mom says that the girl remains in class and she is grateful that her classmates stuck up for her.

So, there’s hope for the next generation.

Even in Texas.

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Oh no she di’int.  Sarah Palin did not use the p word.  Oh, Girl, you be hurtin’ …..

Oh no, Girl.  The only P word you need to be using about Barack Obama is President of the United States of America.

You watch this finger in your face, Girl, because I’m only tellin’ you this stuff one time.  You do not use the pussy word right after the President has gone all gangsta upside Public Enemy #1.  Especially after  your homeboy sat on his hiney for 7 1/2 years.

And, Beyotch, you do not get to say what the hell the mission is.  And there’s a reason for that.  You lost.  And then you quit.  Girl, you’re nothin’ minus a million.

You need to shut your skanky mouth about the President of the United States of America before I get all up in your biznatch.

Look at my finger when I’m talking to you, Girl.  You really wanna talk about drama?  I mean, look at silly you.  You the drama ho, Girl.  If they gave a crown for drama, you’d be wearin’ it.

You need to tweet your little booty right off the internet before somebody catches on that you may have been born in the USA but you probably won’t be staying long.  You’ll quit that, too.

Girl, you da skank queen now.

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The Texas Senate has just approved requiring a vaginal ultrasound for any woman in Texas prior to having an abortion.

I think they’re a bunch of perverts.

How come they think the government shouldn’t be in their corporate business but can be all up and over my lady business?

Personally, I think we should require them to have a public rectal exam to check where their heads are.

Dammit, this just ain’t right.

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Our customer Richard sent us something he stole from Inca Kola News.  (Be sure to count the silverware after Richard leave your house.)

Come to find out, women in the United States still lag far behind when it comes to national elective office.  Click the little one to get the big one.

Now, this does not mean that we need to elect Michelle Bachman, but it certainly does mean that finding and training sane, qualified women for public office needs to be a priority among those of us of the estrogen persuasion.  It would certainly be a nice counterpoint to the insane, unqualified men currently holding office.  And, yes, I am looking at you, John Cornyn.

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Nan brought a catalog in for us to see.  It’s from a company called, charmingly, Bounce.  Bounce sells lady things.

They have a new item in thier catalog.