Juanita wants you to meet Bobby Eberle, a very prominent Texas Republican and owner of a webzine he considers “the leading Republican/conservative web site in the country.”

Bobby write a weekly column called The Loft.  Here’s the email announcement of this week’s column —

Yep, let’s stir up the nuts, put them in the roaster and enjoy, enjoy, enjoy!

Bobby Eberle, who is State Chairman for the Texas Young Republican Federation, jumps in the Muslim Mixer and puts fire under the nuts.

Since we don’t watch Fox news, we missed this little ditty.  It seems that Fox had a “focus group” of Republicans after Bill O’Reilly’s rude interview of the President.  I think they were disappointed that O’Reilly didn’t beat the President to death with the Bible.  They overwhelmingly believe the President is a Muslim and Neville Chamberlain.

You can read Bobby’s bloated bullcorn right here.  And, the comments of 166 people who are sitting at their computer wearing a tin foil hat and carrying ten pounds of pious on their shoulders.  Some of them can spell.

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According to the Austin American Statesman —

Our own U.S. Sen. John Cornyn is in position to try to move even further up the congressional ladder. Sen. Jon Kyl of Arizona, the Republican whip in the Senate, announced Thursday he will retire after the 2012 elections. Cornyn, who is once again chairing the National Republican Senatorial Committee, is one of several Republicans who could run to replace Kyl.

Okay, anybody with an outfit like this surely has a whip.  Think of the money we’ll save!

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Remember how we told you that Tom Delay stood up at his sentencing hearing and whined that Nancy Pelosi, Patrick Kennedy, and former Travis County DA Ronnie Earle were out to get him?

Well, you can add some more names to that list.  Poor Tom DeLay’s has an acute paranoia and an ugly attitude.  Now it’s the jury’s fault.

Former U.S. House Majority Leader Tom DeLay’s legal team on Wednesday filed a motion asking for a retrial for the former congressman, convicted last November on charges of money laundering and conspiracy.

The motion, filed by DeLay’s attorney Dick DeGuerin, seeks a new trial, citing juror misconduct, misapplication of the state’s election code and the potential unconstitutionality of Texas’ ban on corporate campaign contributions.

Juror misconduct?  Really, Tom?  Now it’s the jury’s fault?

Look, Tom, listen up.  You cheated.  You lied.  You got caught.  That’s not the jury’s fault.

You might get the Republican Court of Appeals to overturn your conviction just to buy your silence.  Hell, Tom, I’d pay cash money to hear you shuddup.

But, you’re still guilty.  You did the crime.  How much money is that lawyer gonna squeeze out of you before you admit that you did something – anything! – wrong?

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For those of you who miss Lou Dobbs, and Lord knows there has to be at least 2 or 3 of you in America, I’m happy to announce that he’s had a gender reassignment and was successfully elected to the Texas House.

Debbie Riddle. Yes, she stole Tom DeLay's shirt, too.

The lovely Miss Loudeb is using the name Debbie Riddle and filing bills faster than the cynical can keep up.  She really, really hates Mexicans.  “I mean, I don’t even think she eats tacos,” Juanita suggests.

Here’s the latest.

State Rep. Debbie Riddle, R-Tomball, said today that she filed a bill that would make it a state jail felony “to intentionally, knowingly, or recklessly hire a person who is not lawfully permitted to be in America.”

“Bless her heart, I don’t even know if Miss Riddle is lawfully permitted to be in the gene pool,” Juanita shakes her head.