Archive for December, 2010
Shep Smith Now Officially Communist
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As you probably already know, Shepherd Smith on Fox News has been calling out the GOP for not supporting health care for 911 first responders. Even Rachel Maddow gave him a high 5 for his courage to go against the tsunami of Republican butt-kissing at Fox.
The Super DeLux Brand Christian Ultra Rightwing ain’t so please with him.
Yep, he’s a commie.
GOP USA is a rightwinger website started by Bobby Eberly, who did a Boehner when he lost the election as the vice-chair of the Texas GOP – he cried like a ninny baby. If you ever need a herd of crazy, you could get your breeding stock at GOP USA.
“I imagine to boys over at Fox come unbuckled every time ole Shep opens his mouth,” Juanita says. “However, I would not be an expert on this subject because I don’t watch Fox News. I already have enough dumb to last me a lifetime.”
Finally Cold in Houston
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“Yep, it’s finally cold in Houston, but it has nothing to do with the weather,” Juanita explains.
“For 2 years now, Republican Harris County Commissioner Jerry Eversole has been telling everyone within earshot that he’s going to be indicted by the Feds. Apparently, they gave him a heads-up.”
“But they waited until today – December 21st – to take his butt into custody with a sealed indictment. Honey,” she says, “that’s cold even in my book. They waited until right before Christmas. They also indicted some friends of his who just happen to be — surprise, surprise, developers. However, Eversole was not required to do the perp walk into the courthouse “out of respect for the office.” Ain’t that some damn hooey?!”
“Eversole is your typical Republican – self centered and greedy. He was once fined $75,000 by the Texas Ethics Commissioner for spending $162,000 of his campaign funds on himself. I dunno, to me that sounds like a profitable trade-off. Let me steal $162,000 and I’ll return $75,000 of it and walk free as a bird any day of the week.”
Juanita has often said that being elected a county commissioner in Texas is just like being given a license to steal. Eversole stood out even among that group. It was often said that he could steal the hubcaps off a moving car. Apparently, he finally picked the wrong car.
Oh Well, I Was Getting Tired of the Whole Salad Bar Thing Anyway
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It’s here.
Al Qaeda terrorists planned to poison food at multiple US hotels and restaurants over a single weekend, it has been revealed this morning.
The ‘credible’ plot involved slipping the poisons cyanide and ricin into salad bars and buffets, according to CBS news.
The terrorist group behind the failed ‘ink cartridge’ attacks on cargo planes in October were said to have hatched the plan.
Keeping us away from buffets and hotel restaurants? Hey guys, thanks for doing us the favor!