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Juanita is a tad astounded that newt Gingrich is still yakking.

“Isn’t there some kind of law that he has to shuddup?” she wonders.  “Why in the name of Sweet Syrup on a Bun does his opinion count for anything?”

Juanita heard that newt was back on Fox News acting the fool over a woman again….

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich called on President Obama to withdraw the nomination of Elena Kagan for the Supreme Court, calling her views anti-military and airing, for one of the first times, concerns that during her time as Dean, Harvard Law accepted money from Saudi Arabia.

“Babe, it ain’t like the Saudis handed her a big check like when you win the US Open,” Juanita says.  “Harvard takes the money.  She probably didn’t even know it and certainly didn’t solicit it.”

“But, most importantly, who cares what Newt thinks?  Probably one fat old white guy sitting in front of the tv with Dortios and a beer, hollering at his third wife for a refill.  That’s who.”

“Look, Newt, we tried your Contract With America.  It stunk.  Get over yourself.”

“And, shuddup.  You’re getting on my nerves again.”

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“I’m not saying that our county commissioners are too dumb to be allowed to go outside by themselves …. no, wait, that’s exactly what I’m saying,” Juanita starts.

“We knew this whole idea of building a major costly courthouse extension, which everybody calls the Taj MaLaw, a hundred yards from the banks of the Brazos River was dumber than bean dip,” she continues, “but would they listen?  Nooooo, they would not because they wanted a new courthouse even though we don’t need one.”

“Anybody with a double digit IQ knows that if you dig down 10 feet anywhere near the banks of The River, you’re gonna hit water.  And to think that you can build an underground tunnel on the banks of The River is nuts.  But, the commissioner boys tried it.”

“The very first decent rain we’ve had here since the tunnel got started and the damn thing collapsed.  Of course.”

According to the Fort Bend County Sheriff’s Office, the tunnel, located near Williams Way, was under construction. Heavy rains caused it to collapse just after 8:30 p.m. Friday night. There are no immediate reports of injuries. Officials said workers had already gone home for the day.

“I’m not saying the county commissioners should hold their meetings in the tunnel from now on so they can stand proud of their bright ideas and prove me wrong …. no, wait, that’s exactly what I’m saying.”

Exactly.

“I wonder what this Ode To Ignorance is gonna cost the taxpayers?”

Okay, I went over and got some pictures this afternoon.

Here’s the Taj MaLaw.  The tunnel between the jail and courthouse is on the far right side   –

And they’ve got a giant screen trying to hide the collapse, but I snuck my phone camera between the places they tied it together and got his shot   —

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Help is on the way.

Time Magazine has a cover this week about the new Girls Gone Wall Street —

A while back, Juanita announced that she didn’t mind being called “bitch” because she knows what it stands for – Boys, I‘m Taking Charge Here.

“I imagine that Sheila Bair, Mary Schapiro, and Elizabeth Warren have been called the b word more times than they can count,” Juanita surmises, “and Lord knows they earned it – proudly.”

“Ya see, women understand that their boobs don’t get bigger by skimming profit.  They also understand the rules we taught our children: play fair, share, don’t cheat, and wait your turn, also apply to life in general and America in specific.”

“Honey, I know that when bugs throw a party, they don’t invite the chickens.  So all the little Wall Street bugs better scurry and find themselves another yard because the Momma Hens are here,” Juanita grins.

“You go, Girls, we’re all pulling for you.”

Oh, thank you God for Alabama.  They help Texas look sane.

They are having a Jesus-Off in the Republican primary for governor in Alabama.

Thank you, Alabama, for giving Rick Perry ideas for his commercials.

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Why would someone do this, when they could do this?

Just asking.

(work safe, kinda.  no sound)