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It’s spring and the RNC’s heart turns to thoughts of —-

The Republican National Committee sent a fundraising mail piece earlier this month with a return number that leads to a phone-sex line offering “live, one-on-one talk with a nasty girl who will do anything you want for just  $2.99 per minute.”

At the bottom of a piece designed to resemble a census form, a toll-free number is listed next to the national party’s address.

A voter in Minnesota received the mailer and called the number intending to complain about the attempt to raise money with a form that looks like a government document.

But the Minnesotan was instead directed to a second toll-free number that greets callers as “sexy guy” before offering them the chance to talk with “real local students, housewives and working girls from all over the country.”

Working girls, huh?

Well, they got that part right.

(Thanks to Deb and Kathy for the heads-up)

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Juanita has a physics question.

“Is is possible within the framework of Newton’s Second Law for there to be a sleazy place on earth where Tom DeLay is not somehow involved, even remotely?   Show your work and this will be graded,” she announces.

Our customer and sometimes benefactor, Alfredo, has come close to finding an answer to that question this week upon discovering this article about a Detroit home-nakkid stripper service.

“Would I kid you about something like that?” Juanita asks.  “This guy has set up his home as a kind of  ‘come on over and see a nakkid lady’ bed and breakfast for people who pay to see nakkid ladies.  It’s kinda like homeschooling for skanks.”

“So, this how is Tom DeLay involved,” she teases. “In describing the home for wayward girls, including the obligatory mirrors and overflowing ashtrays,  there is this —

Weirdest of all are the framed certificates on the wall from the Republican Congressional Committee’s Business Advisory Council, naming Thunderbolt as an honorary co-chair and lauding his business acumen. One is signed by Newt Gingrich, the other by Tom DeLay.

“I kinda love the thought of that,” Juanita grins.  “I know this ain’t the first exposure that Newt and Tom have had with pavement princesses, but it’s nice to finally see them so open about it.”

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Posted on the door of the beauty salon this morning —

“Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You’re thinking of Jesus.” — John Fugelsang

Nice.

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