Juanita is ordering new business cards.  We’re serious about this.  You cannot be a serious business without serious business cards.

Let us know which one you like.  The backs of these cards have contact information for Susan, Juanita’s close, personal friend.

I know this is a tough choice.  We ordered 100 of all three before making a final decision and we still can’t decide.  Pick 1, 2, 0r 3 and let me know.

It seems that the State Legislature of Virginia is looking after their citizens.  A whole lot.

They are voting to protect Virginians from the Mark of the Beast.  “There is to be no 666-ing in Virginia,” Juanita warns all who were pondering doing it.

The House of Delegates is scheduled to vote Wednesday on a bill that would protect Virginians from attempts by employers or insurance companies to implant microchips in their bodies against their will.

It might also save humanity from the antichrist, some supporters think.

“And, as everybody knows,” Juanita informs you, “the devil is mortified of the Virginia state legislature.  Can’t say I blame the devil, being as how I’m like a rabbit in a coyote’s back pocket when it comes to people like this guy,” Juanita says as she points to words she cannot bring herself to read aloud.

David Neff, editor of the magazine Christianity Today, said that some fundamentalist Christians believe that bar codes and implanted microchips could be used by a totalitarian government to control commerce — a sign of the coming end of the world.

“This is part of a larger attempt to constantly read current history in the light of the symbolic language of the Book of Revelation,” he said.

“Now, somebody fix me if I’m wrong about this,” Juanita offers, “but aren’t the Super DeLux Brand Christians rooting for the end times?  Aren’t they looking forward to watching God toss our liberal butts into the fires of hell?”

“You’d think they’d be first in line to get a ringside seat for that!”

And what are those wacky Democrats in Virgina doing while the Republicans are trying to trick the devil?

“We’ve got a $4 billion hole, and we’re spending time on microchips,” said Del. Albert C. Pollard Jr. (D-Northumberland). “At least when Nero fiddled, they got good music.”

“I can dance to that tune,” Juanita grins.

Jesus loves the little children,
All the children of the world.
Red and yellow, black and white ….
Whoa, not so much.

“Bless their little hearts,” Juanita greets me as I enter the beauty salon this cold, wet morning.  Juanita is wearing hot pink capri pants with a lime green “Get Hot in the Bahamas” tee-shirt.  Juanita operates under the theory that if you ignore winter, it will go away.  She generally wins that one.

“Those addled little Republicans, with Texas’ own Pistol Pete Sessions leading the charge, have done shot themselves in the foot again,” she grins.

She points to to the computer to read this.

In a fundraising letter, NRCC chair Pete Sessions lets donors in AL 05 know their “Democrat in Congress has been falling in line with Nancy Pelosi’s destructive liberal agenda.” The only problem is the NRCC is backing that incumbent, Rep. Parker Griffith (R).

“I guess Pistol Pete is earning his spurs in those foreign states,”  Juanita says.  “Hey, we’re proud to let him spread his Republican brand of stoopid all over the place.  The boy’s over his limit here.”

It’s Friday Toon Day here at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.

A big ole Thank You to Signe Wilkinson.

We’ve added a new dohicky thingamabob here at the beauty salon.

If you’ll click to go to the comments section on any post, you’ll see some adorable little icons right above where you comment.  Hover your mouse over them and words magically appear.  We spare no expense in bringing you the latest in fancy pants technology.

With one click of the button, you can email a post or put it on Facebook or Twitter or whatever social networking time sponge you’re using.

I want to thank our customer Irene who told us about this little trick.  We now have some of the bells and whistles that the bloggers do but we are not a blog.  I am horribly under-qualified to be a blogger.