Fenway Fran has a doozy.

Scamper on over and take a look at Darwin or Karma.

You’ll giggle.

And then there’s this “second amendment remedy” in Florida.

Angered that a Walmart employee refused to honor a “dollar-off” coupon, a Florida woman allegedly retrieved a handgun from her car and waved the weapon at several store employees, police allege.

And then she got chased by the police and tried to draw down on them saying, “You’re not taking my gun!” Guess who won that argument?  She did have a permit to carry, so maybe she didn’t listen in class.

Listen here, couponers are serious people.  I saw that show on teevee and they scare me.

And the Texas topper is State Rep.  Dan Flynn, who thinks that what is wrong with America is that handgun permit classes just take too damn long.

House Bill 47 would cut the ten hour CHL class requirement down to four hours. If you want to renew your CHL, under House Bill 48 you would no longer need a four hour refresher course, you could just renew online.

“As it is right now, you have to take a day off of work to be able to go do it. Or take a whole Saturday off. I think the big deal is more Texans will be able to make the class, go through the program with the background check and be able to carry,” Rep. Flynn said.

Yeah, we got chicken to fry, yards to mow, neighbors to argue with, and have you seen the damn lines at WalMart?  Give give us our deadly weapons and let us get on with refrigerator shootin’.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.