доброе утро, Comrade Sessions
Well, lookie here. Jeff Sessions forgot that he met with Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak, who must be a very forgettable man because almost every member of the Trump administration met with him and then “forgot” about it.
It’s almost like Kislyak personally picked every member of this administration. Ha, but that couldn’t happen.
Now here’s what I’m wondering about Grandma Clampett. His staff is saying that an unnamed FBI agent told them that Sessions didn’t have to include this meeting if the meeting occurred while he was a senator. The form requires him to list “any contact” he or his family had with a “foreign government” or its “representatives” over the past seven years.
What kind of damn anagram do you have to find in there that says “unless you’re a senator”?
If the meeting was innocent, why not list it just to be on the safe side?
You gotta wonder – are Trump’s appointees coming so slowly because Kislyak has a very busy schedule?
He didn’t have his hood on that day, so it doesn’t count
1If you have to ask an unnamed FBI agent if it’s okay to leave off a meeting with the russian, then Sessions knew the meeting was questionable/illegal in the first place. And I’m pretty sure that as a senator, he still would have had to notify the proper officials that he was meeting with the russians.
2Ladies and Gentlemen… that is our ATTORNEY GENERAL!
(God help us all.)
It’s a blog y’ll know, but I never imagined it’s name would become a perfect moniker for any U.S. goverment: Crooks & Liars. Sigh.
3So, the entire eight years of the Obama administration were one big, hooded, torch-lit witch hunt and the best they could do was benghazibenghazibenghazi. In 120 days this administration has been found to be involved in so much skullduggery that while controlling ALL three branches of government, legislatively, they’ve been brought to a near standstill. The pervasiveness of sheer incompetence is truly astounding. It seems not one of these idiots has ever noticed the microscope trained on the executive branch, even while they wielded its power during Obama’s presidency. Is gross stupidity an impeachable offense or does it fall under Article 25?
4What a грязная собака. (Dirty dog)
5What TTPT said
6Actually, as much as I enjoyed the Granny Clampett allusion and agree wholeheartedly with it, the sitting AG and former Senator will always be Ernie the elf Keebler to me. As well as racist, rebellious traitor, and Darth Cheney-wannabe.
7Identify the FBI agent so that s/he can be questioned, or admit that you made that up. Then resign.
8If Sessions was any good at lawyering, he too would have kept notes and/or a phone log of who he talked to at the FBI.
At the beginning of my professional career, it was stressed by mentors to keep phone logs and a diary of my conversations with clients in the event of legal actions that required me to recall events in court. These notes have saved my butt in several instances.
9Hadn’t thought about Granny Clampett, but yeah….his mouth looks like he’s missing some teeth. Or a bull dog.
10FBI…KGB… one or the other… I can’t remember, but one of them told me for sure
11He still perjured himself at his AG confirmation hearing. That should be an automatic disqualifier and would have been for Obama’s cabinet.
12Have just returned from Alabama. They don’t want him back. Enough is deadly enough.
13Instead of the Men in Black mind-blanker thingy, the Russian Ambassador had a Men in white mind cleanser. Cleanest minds in the Universe.
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