¿Cómo esta Usted al Qaeda?

August 10, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Oh, damn.

Louie Gohmert truly did kill two birds with one stone.

Louie has figured out that Islamic terrorists are learning to speak Spanish so they can pass as Mexicans.

Prepare your soul for this.

“The FBI director has confirmed more than once that we know that there are radical Islamists that change their names to Hispanic-sounding last names, they come to Mexico and get and ID, and some of them even learn a little bit of Spanish so that they can try to act as if they’re Hispanic,” Gohmert said (video below). “Why? Because we don’t have any fear of Hispanics coming into the country, but we’ve got concerns about radical Islamists.”

So how do you make people hate Muslims and Hispanics in one fatal blow?  Call Louie.

I have heard that there are East Texans posing as Americans and they even learn to speak a little redneck before they advocate secession and the violent overthrow of the United States of America.

Holy crap, Louie, are you in for a shock when you meet your maker because Sky King also made everybody else.

Thanks to all for the heads up.  I would like to add that this is my first post on the MacBook so that’s one down.

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0 Comments to “¿Cómo esta Usted al Qaeda?”


  1. Well….if Bush could pretend to be a cowboy from Crawford , Tx…………..

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  2. In the 1950&60’s the right wing worried about “Commonist” taking over the US. State and local government employees had to sign an oath stating they did not advocating the violent overthrow of the government and did not belong to any group that did. It is good thing this oath is no longer required. If it were still required members of the Tea party and other radical right groups could not work for state and local governments in Texas.

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  3. John Peter Henson says:

    So , what we first do is track all the people who buy the RosettaStone language program because they are radical Islamists …..wait a minute …didn’t Cheech teach Asians to be Hispanic in the movie ‘Born in East L.A’…..this is a huge conspiracy ……

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  4. No problemo. It’s easy to spot the turbans sticking out from under the sombreros.
    If Louie is so darned worried about that Mexican border, he ought to get his fellow Repugs to pass the immigration bill which will plug all the holes so sombreros/turbans won’t fit through. Please excuse the stereotyping. It’s all Gohmert understands.

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  5. mike from iowa says:

    That done it for me.Damn Screwy Louie. Sky King WAS one of my favorite Saturday morning shows when I was young and dumb. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0043232/ Is nothing sacred anymore?

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  6. RepubAnon says:

    In the Illuminati trilogy, one far-right group started claiming that the Chinese Communists were planning on sneaking commandos into the US disguised as Mexicans. This lead one minor character (a Texas oil millionaire) to believe that all Mexicans had always been Chinese Communists, and that the Alamo was in fact a landmark battle against communist aggression.

    Back when the Illuminati trilogy was written, we thought this satire rather than prescient.

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  7. Sherry Huiner says:

    Good for you, JJ! It’s always hardest getting that first post successfully written and posted! I hope you enjoy your new computer!
    Now if we could just upload some sanity software into Gome the Goober Gnome, the world just might be a better place.

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  8. This is a variation on an old paranoid conspiracy. It goes back to at least World War I, when it was the Japanese disguised as Mexicans ready to invade the U.S. with the help of Pancho Villa. There was even a movie about it (Wallace Beery played PV, Warner Oland was the head Samuri). Never mind that Japan was on the Allied side in that war… all them thar’ ferreners look alike.

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  9. Corinne Sabo says:

    And some people in East Texas are really the result of the Invasion of the Body Snathcers and try to pass as human.

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  10. CerealCitySue says:

    Good job with the new computer, JJ! I found the trickiest thing in moving between Mac & Windows machines was the locations of those doggone little scroll-up & scroll-down arrows. I would spend an inordinate amount of time muttering, “Come on, it was here yesterday! Why would the up/down arrow just disappear?!”

    And now I use my iPad most of the time (so portable! so ubiquitous! so…enabling…of electronic addictions). On the rare occasions when i use my laptop (Windows), I find myself stabbing my finger at its screen snarling, “Scroll up/down dammit!” for far too long. The laptop screen stares at me with all the disinterest of my cat, when I tell him to go up the basement stairs now, NOW. I feel foolish when I realize…oh, this is my laptop, not my iPad. Usually my cat, reclining on the keyboard, typing the inscrutable message “ggggttthhhhh66,” gives me the necessary clue.

    Anyway, you did a great job with your Mac post. Hope you’re enjoying the new computer.

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  11. Marge Wood says:

    To think that some folks actually want Louie to run for U.S. Senate. It would be hilarious if it weren’t so scary to think of the Tea Party pushing him into the Senate. Remember Ted Cruz.

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  12. m in El Paso says:

    Welcome to the world of Mac, JJ. Hope you find it easy (I do) & fun to use. Now, put me in front of a PC or other & I’m lost!

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  13. Hey Louie, we got your back here in WV. Nobody can talk like us.

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  14. mike from iowa says:

    Why are rethuglicans so upset at Dems for being Personal Computered?

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  15. You are probably gonna ban my comment, but here goes: This man is un pendejo! Period. End of story.

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  16. TexasEllen says:

    No one tell Louie about China Poblama. Sixty-five years ago I had a china poblama blouse, skirt, petticoat, and embroidered ballet shoes. It may have been the most loved, flamboyant garment of my life. https://www.google.com/search?q=china+poblana+dress&client=firefox-a&hs=Cn2&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=Gf8GUsL2CcXT2wWYm4DoBw&ved=0CCwQsAQ&biw=1338&bih=738

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  17. CerealCitySue says:

    Is Louie aware that he looks like a lizard pretending to be a human? Lizards have been known to impersonate humans, particularly in extremely hot/dry climates. Someone should keep an eye on him. I am not volunteering.

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  18. So isn’t this just rehashed Ms Cornyn from like, 5 months ago? Didn’t she know “Personally” of terrorist crossing the border on a friends property with the turban stuffed in the sombrero?
    Come on Louie, you can do better than this, Just hold your breath, and a thought will actually form – albeit insane – in that pea underneath the dome..

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  19. Aunt Snow says:

    ‘Cause the terraists figure Americans are so stupid they can’t tell a Mexican from a dark-skinned person ssaying “buenos dias” with a Pashto accent. Louis has a high regard for his fellow citizens.

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  20. Aunt Snow says:

    Also – don’t introduce Louis to Comidas Chinas y Criollas. His head’ll es-plode.

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