Getting Strong Now

October 15, 2024 By: Half Empty

I wonder if readers of the Salon not-a-blog recall my obsession with the Temecula Valley Unified School District Board of Education. Last year saw a skirmish between three MAGA-leaning school board members and the freedom-loving world when the board voted to reject a “controversial” state-mandated social studies curriculum and associated textbooks. This was all because of one paragraph in an ancillary text where the mention of former San Francisco City Supervisor Harvey Milk’s existence caused a hue and cry from MAGAs who viewed him as a pedophile.

Temeculans got so irritated with this blatant injection of religiosity in a government body that they voted one of the three, their leader, Dr. Joseph Komrosky, out last June.

Not to be deterred, it seems Dr. Komrosky has thrown his hat into the three ring circus once more. He wants to be “re-elected.”

Here is a campaign video. I absolutely adore his choice in musical accompaniment.

You can’t keep a good homophobic nationalist dominionist down.

Get ‘Em While They’re Hot

October 14, 2024 By: Half Empty

I know there is probably something that you don’t want to do. You probably don’t want to order your tickets (Limit 2) at this website in order to attend TFG’s rally at Madison Square Garden this October 27th.

You don’t want to do it in case people reserve tickets who have no actual intention to attend it. That would be tragic if it “sold out” and “The Garden” was … well … half empty.

Last time they had such a rally it was 1939 and a whole bunch of like-minded people got together for some real stiff-arm saluting.

Be very afraid

October 14, 2024 By: Nick Carraway

It has admittedly been awhile. I am doing my writing elsewhere on my own page. I won’t broadcast that here, but some people know where that is. However, I felt the need to address a group called “StopHoustonmurders.com”. They have set their sight on Democratic judges locally and have run a whole litany of ads. These ads tend to find themselves on what I affectionately call “old people television.” I encountered probably 40 of them in the span of an hour when watching “Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.”

When I say 40 I am not exaggerating. The general course is run about five or six of these ads back to back even having them interrupt other ads for other products. The setup is the same. You see a bunch of people holding up posters of dead loved ones with the voiceover focusing on one of those. It tells you that their loved one was killed by a criminal that a “bad judge” had released. These bad judges are “all Democrats” so we should vote them out to help protect our community.

With all apologies to momma, my bullshit detector was going off and it was screaming at me. Immediately we begin to ask the questions everyone should ask. Are we supposed to take your word for it that all of these judges are Democrats? What were the circumstances of these cases where they “released a criminal”? Did they serve their full sentence? Did a parole board grant their parole? Were they convicted of a violent felony or were they nonviolent offenders that suddenly committed a violent offense?

Tip O’Neill once said that all politics is local. You don’t get any more local than the home. Someone that is out of work or can’t afford to make ends meet doesn’t care how well the economy is doing. Someone that has had a loved one murdered doesn’t care about crime rates. I think we all get that. However, most of us don’t have a loved one that was murdered. So, those crime rates matter and it matters in particular if you are going to question the policy of judges and other elected law enforcement officials.

I know everyone is going to be shocked to hear this, but the rates of violent crime in both the United States and Houston are down. For Houston, it went down from 2022 to 2023. So, it would seem that is little empirical evidence to suggest that the policies of these so-called Democrat judges are making things worse. Again, I know you are shocked.

Instead what we have is yet another example of right wing political groups ratcheting up fear and hatred in order to score political points. More insidiously, they are using real victims to put forth this manufactured issue. It is not dissimilar to the Trump campaign using “data” that shows that two thirds of voters are worried about the economy. When you do nothing but tell people how bad the economy is then is it any wonder that people suddenly think the economy is bad?

Similarly, if you tell people that America is becoming a lawless hellscape then is it any wonder that many people assume that crime rates are out of control? It is all they have at this point. By all means, don’t provide any context. Just bombard people with imagery of Gotham and crime that is out of control. Make sure to imply that it is “the other” that is usually committing these crimes. You alone can fix it by throwing them in jail and throwing away the key. That will do the trick.

Oversight Oversight

October 14, 2024 By: Half Empty

Question: Which House Committee has oversight of the US Armed services?
Answer: The House Armed Services Committee.

Question: Armed Services is a big budget item. Do they break up this onerous oversight task into manageable pieces?
Answer: Yes. There are six subcommittee that handle six different areas.

Question: Which sub-committee handles naval construction matters?
Answer: The House Sub-Committee on Seapower and Projection Forces.

Question: So if there is mismanagement and overcharging in naval construction contracts, this sub-committee would ferret that out?
Answer: Are you joking? This is a House sub-committee we’re talking about, right?

When Austral USA LLC (Austral USA), a Mobile, Alabama-based shipbuilder that constructs vessels for the U.S. Navy and U.S. Coast Guard, was charged with accounting fraud as well as obstruction of that investigation, they pleaded guilty last August and has agreed to pay $24 million to resolve the investigation by the Justice Department, the Defense Contract Audit Agency (DCAA) and the Naval Criminal Investigative Service (NCIS).

Not the House sub-committee charged with oversight of naval construction contracts, no way.

And I guess that’s a good thing because when Austral USA was asked – not once, but  twice – by the FEC to file disbursement reports from their Austral USA LLC Federal Political Action Committee (PAC), they finally found out that Austral gave two members of the sub-committee campaign cash: Ronny Jackson, TFG’s former physician, and Rob Whitman (R – VA-01).

That is good because, for some reason, it is perfectly OK to send campaign donations to congressmen who are tasked with oversight of your business doings.

Because if there is oversight of their oversight, at least there is someone around to do it – even if it is the dreaded “deep state” that does it.

Dream Job Comes True, Karma Bites

October 12, 2024 By: Fenway Fran

Doesn’t every little boy at some point want to be a firefighter or a cop? Apparently, even rich little boys like Eric Trump do. So of course, the Sheriff of St. Lucie County, FL, came through and deputized him.

Never mind that he has NO law enforcement background or training. And he doesn’t even live in St. Lucie County. Neither is required in Floriduh. As long as you meet ‘minimum recruitment requirements’, you get full powers of arrest. Unless you are only hired to write parking tickets.

How does this happen? Well,  you know there’s a back story, but it involves ethics investigations of the current and former sheriffs, big buck fundraisers for DeSantis, and more tangled webs than I wanted to get into here. You are welcome to follow links in the article for some fascinating reading if you have nothing else to do. Bottom line, Sheriff and Governor are fan boys of TFG over in Mar a Lago.

Karma had an opinion. The next day, a tornado in advance of Hurricane Milton hit the Sheriff’s Department Building. Thank you, Karma, you B!

The TFG Show Comes to California

October 12, 2024 By: Half Empty

Don the Con is here today on the Left Coast, trying to scare up more voters with the countdown to November 5th getting lower than his approval ratings here.

I’m kidding.

Von Shitzenpantz has no more voters here that are available to persuasion. Not. One.

But grifters gotta grift, and there are vast treasures in the California desert to rake in.


So Coachella it is, and it is today that another sheep shearing has been scheduled to replenish The Don’s dwindling lucre. Because it has come to this: swing state voters have lost their allure for Bronzer Boy. They’re in flyover states, for one, and for another, that’s not where the money is. It’s next door in Orange County. And it’s definitely in Rancho Mirage, a mere stone’s throw from Coachella Valley.

So, if you’re going to the Calhoun Ranch today to see TFG at his massive rally, bring lots of cash for bibles, trading cards, high tops, watches, and TFG water. And the weather is perfect! It’ll only be a mild 102°F (39°C) today.