Y’all, Look Away. Seriously. Don’t Look At This.

August 23, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Holy Christian Dior.

 

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And Trump immediately tweets that he hasn’t read it.

 

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I think the part that makes me cringe the most is the E Pluribus Awesome.  Ya know, “out of many, one” is the thing that Republicans are messing with the most.  They don’t like the united part of United States and they sure as hell have no intention of ever, ever, ever becoming one with people who aren’t as white as Coulter.

The other thing Coulter screwed with is replacing God’s name with Trump.

A book.  A damn book.

Thanks to Harvey for the heads up.

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0 Comments to “Y’all, Look Away. Seriously. Don’t Look At This.”


  1. No doubt there will be bulk buys of the book by anonymous parties that will push it onto the NY Times top-10 list. That means that chain bookstores (like at the airport) will feature it on the displays facing the crowds, generating sales it doesn’t deserve by merit.

    Same old game.

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  2. Rosemary in Indiana says:

    Ann’s literary oral pleasuring of Donald Trump.

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  3. As far as I know, not one thing that woman has said is worth a nanosecond of attention. The lack of respect for America and religion doesn’t surprise me at all, nor does the sucking up to another camera-whore charlatan.

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  4. Larry Cross says:

    Well if Ann can switch from her little black dress to an Ivanka Trump look-alike, it’s obvious that one of two things are occurring. Either Trump actually will pivot, or Ann thinks she has a chance at becoming Mrs. Trump the fourth. As for her actually writing a book … yeah, and Bill O’Reilly is an accurate historian.

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  5. Ann Coulter must have worn out her poor old mother, constantly begging for attention. I’m not a betting man, but I would bet money printed with the words “In God We Trust” and “E Pluribus Unum” that Ann’s first words were:

    “Look at me! Look at me!”

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  6. xavierbreath says:

    Why would she wear a dress that only emphasizes her Adam’s Apple?

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  7. Bitter Scribe says:

    I wonder if Coulter is getting pissy or nervous over Trump’s supposed pivot on deportation. Probably not; presumably she knows him well enough to realize that nothing he says on Monday will mean anything by Tuesday.

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  8. Good ol Ann Coulter going where no other Protagonist has dared to go.

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  9. It’ll be on the racks at the dollar store soon enough.

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  10. What a waste of paper.

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  11. Marge Wood says:

    When I used to work at the library and they had new books I didnt like, I’d either borrow it and keep it three weeks or I’d put it on the bottom shelf of a shelving cart, out of sight. Now I’ve made my confession for the day. That’s what I’d do with any Coulter book.
    WHY any woman would want to share her life with Trump I cannot understand. Of course I don’t know why Trump would want to live with Coulter, so I guess it’s a fair trade. Hey, maybe we’re starting a rumor….did you hear?…..Nah, that’s not a nice thing to do.

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  12. joel hanes says:

    It is a simple matter to “accidentally” reshelve an adjoining book so that it hides the Coulter or Bill Reilly or Limbaugh offering in the airport bookstore.

    I consider it a mitzvah.

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  13. Anyone who trusts in Drumpf is insane.
    Ann needs an accessory with that dress..
    . A straightjacket.

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  14. Grifters gotta grift.

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  15. laurensd1 says:

    There wasn’t one Sarah Palin book between two MN counties that was facing the public.
    So I am all practiced up for the Coulter invasion of literary options.

    Advice to Bill Maher. The next time Ann Coulter makes a booty call, have your secretary give her a message.
    “I am f@#k*ng busy… or vice versa.”
    -Dorothy Parker-

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  16. AliceBeth says:

    Oh, Rosemary.

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  17. The only bigger attention whore than her is Scumpf. Barely.

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  18. Does it come with crayons or do you have to buy your own?

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  19. Indiana Pearl says:

    “E pluribus unum” was changed to “In God we trust.” America has not been the same since then.

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  20. @xavierbreath

    If she didn’t have that very masculine Adam’s apple, she’d have no shape at all. Of course, she casts no shadow and casts no reflection in a mirror.

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  21. and no doubt it is as factless as every other birdcage liner she’s “written”.

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  22. @Zyxomma

    No waste. My family’s cabin on the lake has an outhouse. I’ll buy a couple of her tomes for the upcoming deer season. May chap my uhhh … well I’ll don’t mind taking one for the team.

    Or we can hold a public conflagration at the Little Longhorn in Aruston.

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  23. Zyxomma @10:

    Man Coulter is already a waste of food, water, air, land and other resources that would do much more good elsewhere. Why would she sweat a few trees?

    “E. Pluribus Awesome!” OMFG. Is she auditioning to be the next Bachelorette? ABC, you listening?

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  24. Eleven New York Times bestsellers? If you believe that, I have a bridge in Alaska to sell you.

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  25. Joel, I used to do that with Sarah Palin calendars in Juneau.

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  26. Marcia in CO says:

    I have been known to turn the O’Reilly books to the back of the shelf at Walmart! I’ve turned Palin’s book, as well.
    Perhaps this book will go hand-in-hand with the Trump Paper Doll book I saw at Walmart the other day … I had to take a picture of it as I couldn’t believe I was seeing such an abomination and I posted the picture to Juanita Jean’s Facebook page.

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  27. I still insist on a DNA test for Coulter. Seriously. I mean it.

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  28. Tilphousia says:

    Never thought of Ann Coulter as an author. Never thought of Coulter as much of anything. Especially as I have never been able to figure out if she is a he as she has an Adam’s apple. I only know that she is an unpleasant, ignorant creature with vile beliefs.

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  29. two crows says:

    Is it possible for Ann to make herself any more irrelevant?
    Doubt it.

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  30. Please tell me this is satire. But with mAnn, I’d believe it. Barf bags come with purchase?

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  31. Marge Wood says:

    Oh, Coulter has published lots of books. It’s not that hard, especially if you have a good ghost writer.

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  32. @laurensd . . . Great quote from Dorothy Parker, made me smile after two lonnnnng days of trying to solve the fact that my dinosaur 486 Packard Bell with 1984 accounting software finally bit the bullet. I guess I got my moneys worth. Went with dread to purchase QuickBooks for Mac to replace it. Long, long story. Now am drinking some Grand Marnier so I can collapse into bed and sleep.

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  33. TexasEllen says:

    Ann Coulter is in her mid-fifties and is therefore ineligible for the Mrs. Trump the Fourth title. She should stop shopping in the Junior department and get her hair lightened professionally.

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  34. Lunargent says:

    Dice –
    Your assessment is pretty accurate, except for the waste of food part. Other than her steadily waning diet of public attention, The Coultergeist subsists on bulk-purchased Chardonnay, and her own venom.

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  35. She was flacking her book on Hardball with Chris Matthews last night. Thanks to Chris she had a hard time doing it. He kept asking her damn good questions and wouldn’t let her get away with flippant answers. Sigh. Will never forget how she turned the funeral for her own mother into a political event. She really doesn’t have a soul.

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  36. If you live in the area, and don’t want to spend the money for a copy of this book…… Yesterday, I was browsing through the website of The Houston Public Library, on my kindle. It’s available as an e-book.

    Just sayin’

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  37. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Read a book by another tough talking chicken hawk? Not a chance. I prefer watching them in their ‘finest’ moments, when their actions define them.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZSFD3VjoKk

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  38. Once Were Warriors says:

    Grifters gotta grift!

    Coulter ain’t worth my time. I just signed in to mainly let you know a few things … I’ve been reading you for years. I’ve never commented before. I thoroughly appreciate your posts and your wonderful sense of humor. Cannot thank you enough for the time and effort you put into all this. Thank you very much!

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  39. “In Trump We Trust, all others pay dollars up front.” The Export/Import Bank of Communist China

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  40. Mary Beth says:

    since we are mostly liberals on this post, I cringe at the slams to Ms. Coulter’s body parts.

    Her venom is something she can control.

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  41. WA Skeptic says:

    What a waste of good trees.

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  42. Looks like Coulter can no longer trust Dump. On the very day of her book signing, he violated the one thing she swore he wouldn’t do. He came out with a “softer” immigration plan.
    Ha! So there, Annie, your book is so much fire fodder.

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  43. Mary Beth, I was thinking the same thing.

    I will say I’m not impressed with the cadaverous look of Coulter and other really skinny women. For instance, I like the tv show “Rizzoli and Isles” and I have a little crush on Angie Harmon, one of the stars. But she really needs some weight and she’d look better and be healthier.

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  44. Gary Hlree says:

    Some have suggested that she is really a man.

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