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April 15, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Ohhhh … LOL! LOL! LOL!
1Shamelessly, I plan to steal that joke.
2That’s a good one!
3As soon as President Obama returns Gitmo to Cuba, maybe President Raúl Castro will set up a couple of bar stools for Daffy Jr. and Rubio. Buy them each their last drink. Thanks Obama!
4Love it! Thanks for the chuckle 🙂
5Right on! Soooooo right on!
6I will credit you when I pass it around. Thanks, Susan!
7Sam the bartender at Cheers asks, “What’ll you be having, Mr. Cruz.
Do you like
green eggs and ham?
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
Would you like them
here or there?
and on… and on… and…
8Cruz is white?
9e platypus onion, great question!
As one of the many Republicans in wannabe white hats, Cruz cannot deflect from the cartoon cognitive dissonance of his phony persona. He’s as “black hat” as the rest of them.
Republicans remain true to the political doctrine of placing lipstick on a pig. Whether it be “trickle down economics” or any of their failed policies, they are fully entrenched in ___.
Or, to keep it Mama safe, Einstein said it best: “Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”
White? Ask any Latino. Cruz cannot fake Hispanic, so maybe he’s trying a different shade of lipstick.
10“What’ll it be, Mr. Cruz?”
11Cruz answers, “I’ll have America on the rocks.”
Bravo, Maryelle! That’s our Ted in a nutshell.
12Figures.
13@Maryelle … I think you nailed it!! On the rocks, indeed!!
14Cruz is the helmsman who is driving the ship of state onto the rocks. He. therefore,knoweth of what he speaketh.
15I nominate that saying for a bumper sticker:
TED CRUZ’S OFFICIAL DRINK: AMERICA ON THE ROCKS.
16with a twist.
17Stole this rightaway.
18Cheers!
19Shaken, not stirred.
20SO stealing this!
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