Won’t Wait Until Friday

May 11, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized


(In case it’s too small for old eyes — “The new FBI director will be tough, independent, and probably named Jared.”


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4 Comments to “Won’t Wait Until Friday”

  1. Jane & PKM says:

    Jughead. He’s neither a lawyer nor does he have any experience with investigations, unless one considers being on the wrong side of investigations to be experience, then he does have potential. He dropped out of the tree of a mere criminal and wants to show his daddy he can be a master criminal. Much like Donnie still wants to prove to Fred that he can be a bigger thief.

    Yet in the world gone crazy with Dolt45, Jughead is somehow a small comfort when stacked up against other possible Donnie selections like the Outlaw Jersey Whale, Rudy “I remember 9/11, yet somehow I failed to remember to bathe this week” Giuliani, and pee first before reading (hysterical laughter is tough on the kidneys) Newt Gingrich.

    Job qualifications for the Dumpster fire administration: old and white. Irrelevant and insane are not disqualifiers.

  2. Funny and scary at the same time

  3. Thank you very much for the Old eyes addendum!

    But Personally I thought he would recruit someone from the Robespierre branch of the family.

  4. Would not be surprised if he nominates the Greatly Huge Lawman of Milwaukee County, The Dishonorable High SHERIFF David A. Clarke.