May 24, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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I think a bit over the top. Since first the dress code is more relaxed now , and secondly Ivanka is Jewish and I thought Melania was an Episcopalian. I don’t know what that was all about, agreed a bit freaky looking.
1The Addams family meets Grumpy Cat.
2Hmmm… Melania does do the Bride of Satan well, but I thought that Ivanka looked more like a young Morticia Addams. Of course, as always, YMMV.
3Pope Francis seems to be aware that this rendition of the Addams Family is the prelude to the next US ambassador, Callista Gingrich. They’re there softening him up for Act II, and it ain’t Sister Act.
Donnie is such a pig. If he made the women wear sack cloth dyed black, least he could have done was wear a hair shirt for the occasion. Although Messy/Morticia looks like she is contemplating outfitting Donnie in a suicide vest.
Will it be the cook? Or the tailor. Maybe Lyin’ Ryan in the closet with a stiletto. Dunno. But someone do something. I am losing patience.
4Doan you know the Poppa, while shaving that morning, upon being briefed on his social schedule for the day, must have exclaimed something along the lines of “some days this job just sucks”.
5The Catholic Church does not recognize marriage after divorce unless an official annulment has been obtained, so Sinner Trump’s visit places Pope Francis in an extremely awkward position. Add to that The Wall, hate speech, anti immigration, war mongering and general dissipation don’t add up to a jolly old time at the Vatican.
6“like” the bride of Satan?
7They wouldn’t wear a scarf, but they don a veil?
8When the Antichrist visits the Bride of Christ.
9Wyatt_Earl, good point. Guess Ivanka is going for that cold day in hell look, while her lying shoes are on fire.
mrswiggins, precisely. Ascribe to all customs in the Middle East as appropriate; scarves, veils and yarmulkes; or politely dress American appropriate. Being a man, I should just STFU now.
This trip going into Europe could be fun. Donnie’s staff promised him fun. It’s like they promised him, “climb on the plane, we’re going on spring break.” How else does one explain the note Donnie left at the wall in Israel? Or, save my SMDH head another hard trip to the desk top over arriving in Israel after “leaving the Middle East.”? Seriously. Where the hell does Donnie think Israel is? Downtown K Street?
10Looks like a cheerful gathering. Why are the women (I was going to say “ladies” but that isn’t appropriate) wearing black??
Nobody’s in mourning, are they? Or maybe Messalina is hopeful???
What a mess.
11The Pope asked Melania if she fed CJ pastries. You gotta be a real pig if the Pope comments on your weight.
Why did Melania wear a veil at the Vatican but not in Saudi Arabia?
12Melania’s hands are bigger than D’s.
13Also looks like DT never cuts his finger nails. Prolly hoping it makes his fingers look longer.
14Does this visit to the Vatican have any substance, or is it just a Donnie photo op? Like when he went out to Dover AFB to troll the the grieving families of our fallen service members.
15Trump’s World Tour.
16Where every day is dress like it’s Halloween.
What a jack… o-lantern.
Cole, this time it was Donnie who was trolled at the Vatican. He just doesn’t know it. Potizza! Good one, Pope Francis.
17“Jesus says to love everybody but, man, some days….”
And yeah, what’s with the veils after not scarfing up in Saudi Arabia?
18Oh dear. I have never seen Papa Francis look like that, never!
19Why is the theme from “The Godfather” playing in my head?
20I hate to give them credit, but up until a few years ago, that was the expected dress code for women in a Papal audience. When the Obamas met with Pope Benedict, Michelle wore black with a net veil, but she did manage to pull it off better than these two did.
21And Trump looks like a groupie who has just met a rock star who has already probably forgotten his name.
22Folks, it’s not that bad! We’ve a man who assaults women and another man who protects child molesters! Birds of a feather . . .
23my first thought was that the Addams family was back, only weirder! The uncle Festus guy there looks a bit like he may be thinking “Oh lordeth, what hath though brungeth?”
As previously mentioned, how come Morticia et al wears head gear here and not there. After all the Saudis are helping MAGA (Well, there was that 9/11 thing), the vatican, not so much!
24had i been one of the participants in this mess i believe i’da made sure it didn’t get published.
25AK Lynne: he looks more like I would imagine Bruce Springsteen might look on meeting Chris Christie. Or perhaps Tom Morello on meeting Paul Ryan.
“You buys them books and you buys them books, and they just chews on the covers…”
Having adoring fans who miss the message utterly has got to be one of the more aggravating things about being famous.
26WA Skeptic (#11): Privilège du blanc. Ms Trump and Ms Kushner are not allowed to wear white in the presence of the Pope: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Privil%C3%A8ge_du_blanc
27Pope Francis: “Oy vey.”
And all Melania needs is a black chin hair to complete her outfit.
28@27: so they can’t wear white, but does that mean they have to be in mourning??? Well, fortunately not a question I’ll ever have to contemplate as a Pagan.
29Where’s Uncle Fester?
30Well the girls are wearing black which is appropriate when visiting the head of a death cult!
31You know what they say, dress for the job you want…
32Too soon?
Pope is thinking” They told me when they dumped this job on me I would have to make nice with some real low lifes, but I figgered they’d be Bishops that I could bust chops on. Not a perv I gotta make nice to. WTF.”
33Given the videos of Ivanka’s rebuffs toward her husband lately, who besides me believes she staged this photo on purpose?
“Take THAT, Donnie Boy! How many ways can I come up with to humiliate you?”
And the real beauty of the moment is this: D. J. Trump doesn’t even know how she owned him in this photo. No clue at all.
Beautiful.
34I’m rolling on the floor laughing at a crop of this picture from facebook.
It shows Melania (only), with the (top) caption: “Dress for the Job you want.”, and the bottom caption “#Widow”.
35@eyesoars
Thanks. Google found the image for me. Copied onto my Facebook page. U tha man! (Unless ur not, then u tha wo man!)
36I did a double take when I first saw the picture. Melania looks like she’s about 100 and miserable. And she swatted trump’s hand away again. She moves away every time he reaches for her.
37Okay, black dresses and heads covered, fine. But they look like they stepped out of newsreel footage of an Italian funeral – from 1930.
Angela Merkel not only had her head uncovered, she wore a dark, rather mannish pantsuit. With a bit of turquoise top peeking out. But she’s a head of state, so probably has more leeway than most women who visit the Vatican. Still, I was surprised that they didn’t at least require a skirt. She and Francis also looked like they were having a great time together.
https://www.google.com/search?q=angela+merkel+pope+francis+wardrobe&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#imgrc=LXGdDrDWect4YM:
38Yet more epic Photoshopping.
https://twitter.com/r_dilaurentis/status/867469533040316417
39Thanks for the best laugh of the day.
40What an effin joke! Yea, Two Crows! You are spot on!
And Donnie just hired the lawyer ho handled all his divorces to represent him regarding the Russian collusion.
This thing is getting just so priceless that I may have to visit my dentist just to get gassed!
41Oh, I thought they were ready for a Halloween party.
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