Thanks, Congressman, For Sharing
It seems that Virginia Republican congressional candidate Mike Webb wanted to share something he saw on his computer scree, so he took a screen shot and posted it to his website.
Webb published a post on his campaign page Monday that included a screenshot of his computer desktop. And as it happened, Webb hadn’t bothered to close his pornography tabs when he took his screengrab.
Bean dip dumb doesn’t even begin to cover it. You can see it better by clicking here.
Did you know that if all hypocritical dumb Republicans were to stand hand to hand, the line would stretch to … I dunno, Sarah Palin’s backdoor?
Seems that the congressman is hard at work again.
1What is it about the snacilbupeR and graphics? This is nearly as much fun as when that little punter from Bang ’em Young U, Chaffetz, went after Planned Parenthood President Cecile Richards with his chart.
If anyone missed Jason’s ignoble moment, here’s that story:
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/jason-chaffetz-planned-parenthood-chart
Guess all those guidebooks for Dummies are not written at the snacilbupeR level.
2He was just trying find out if Layla Rivera was in the U.S. legally. Part of his researching the border situation.
3Wingnuts need to learn to mea culpa their lord’s and their wive’s forgiveness before they get caught. Can’t get a job in Alexandria? I wonder how many porn stars use the name Alexandria?
4Makes you wonder how he managed to live this long without someone reminding him to breathe.
5He was just… um… doing research, that was it.
“Come away from that house of shame!”
6“I was just standing here saying, ‘Shame… shame….'”
(“A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum”)
@Henry
7An interweb surveillance search would have quickly revealed that Layla aka Marie was born in Phoenix in the People’s Democratic Republic of Arizona in 1983. But we appreciate Mike Webb’s border situation concerns. 😛
Mike, we could significantly reduce the snacilbupeR population by posting written instruction for breathing in all public restrooms. We should do a preemptive strike and sneak those instructions into the RNC Convention; cut off some of the heads of the snake.
8Yo, Slip- does the Tundra Tart have a backdoor-on her house?
9Micr, glad your knowledge comes from “an interweb surveillance search” and not your personal Rolodex.
’83? At least Layla/Marie is of legal age, if a little long in the tooth for the industry. Then again, what can we expect from the Party that thought $carah was pin-up material.
10Hee hee hee slipstream
11@pkm
Considering that this road you’ve sent me down is clearly edged with IED’s let me say that because online life can be difficult, my PC’s version of TAILS runs atop KVM. Sometimes one must build plausible deniability before one ventures into the darker reaches of the interwebs.
12PKM-don’t encourage the wingnuts. They see brea and automatically think of mammary apparatus and go full nukular on the establishment for publishing porn.
13Jeez-what is it with the filth-brea and ieds?
14e platypus onion, point taken. Understandable that the snacilbupeR would stop at brea and not read breathing. All the more reason to visit their convention to post written instructions for breathing. Whether they suffocate or reduce their numbers by full nukular wedgie is a win-win situation.
15Micr, beyond the safety of safe search, my best prophylactic suggestion is never to follow the snacilbupeR anywhere, especially on the interwebs. As with transfer DNA, never know where their STDs are hidden.
16Safe search won’t help you find any of Putin’s open relays. Down with safe search!
17Micr, unlike the snacilbupeR, if I go for a hike, I actually hike. No pseudo Appalachian Trails for me. As for the dark side of the interwebs and Putin, best left to $carah. Apparently all snacilbupeR trails of euphemism lead to her back door or her front porch, where she keeps a light on for Putin.
As for Congressional hopeful Mike Webb, whether that was his work computer or home PC, he has some ‘splaining to do. If he’s married, he may have some ducking and weaving to perform.
18You know, this is why I keep my work internetting and my personal internetting separate – not because of porn, in my case, but because of politics (I work with a lot of RW nutjob customers). I actually have completely separate Chrome profiles, and open up different Chrome sessions depending on whether it’s work or me-time. I’ve felt kind of silly about it sometimes, but here’s a good example of why my method is a good one.
19And that image is STILL up on his webpage. As one commenter says, “For someone running on a platform of responsiveness, the fact that this has been up for 8 hours to be mocked sure shows how quickly you respond to crises.”
20@Sister Artemis
21Hear you.
Have the corporate Micro$oft Windows laptop and the entirely separate personal Linux PC used for safe surfing sweet clean internet. Then the older armored desktop PC running KVM and Tails and airgapped from the family PCs.
OMG – and his ‘explanation’ of why those tabs are there sounds like some of the conversations I have had with floridly psychotic people who are off their meds. You will have to read it to believe it….but lemme know if it makes any sort of sense to you, so we all here in the WMDBS can pass the hat to help you pay for your OWN meds.
https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1744592532451291&id=1627367344173811
22@Opinionated Hussy
1936 words. Longest Fb post I have ever seen. Thanks for the link. I’m off to take my meds with Maker’s Mark or whatever’s left in the garage.
23Opinionated Hussy, that FB post is one of the biggest piles of horsehockey I’ve seen in some time.
24Opinionated Hussy, it seems Mike of the Webs, or should that be Mike in the Web? Anyway, he’s retired army; claims to be a retired Major. Seems about right, if you know what some field grade officers are like. Good Lord looks out for fools, drunks and field grade officers. He also alluded to “Rangers” a lot. He may or may not have been one. Sad resume for an officer to be Ranger and not Airborne/Ranger qualified. But in Mike’s case the old saw about two things dropping out of the sky would apply; bird droppings and Airborne Rangers. Maybe Mike did attend Airborne school, but forget to pack a ‘chute.
Didn’t read his full facebook droppings. Maybe 3 or 4 paragraphs, before fleeing down to his signature. He says he’s Libertarian, Independent, Republican, etc. In short, a grifter in need of an easy paycheck and will take whoever will take him.
25Ohferpete’ssake. This guy is . . . well . . . everything y’all have said he is. That FB post . . . seldom do I find myself this speechless about snacilbupeR st00000pidity. I am definitely whelmed.
26If all hypocritical dumb Republicans were to stand hand to hand they would not form a line. They’re too crooked.
27I’m grateful for all the crazies that Facebook has excavated.
28Oh, bleep! I live in Alexandria! Now I feel dirty!
29That was world class word salad with croutons, photons, batons, neurons, pylons, dragons, bisons, pitons, hold ons and bacon bits mixed in.
30All topped off with stinky cheese.
31Maybe the dragons will eat him!
32Dragons! Best idea yet.
33And now he’s praising the Lord for all the Facebook likes he’s gotten….
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/local/wp/2016/05/17/va-congressional-candidate-shares-screenshot-with-porn-tabs/
34@Rhea – The guy can actually praise God while watching porn – don’tcha know?!
He watches the stuff for a while with his zipper down, and after awhile people in the next room can hear him loudly proclaim, “Oh, God! … Oh, God! … Oh, God! …”
35“…to Sarah Palin’s backdoor.”
I see what you did there! That’s a dirty euphemism there, ain’t it?
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