To Commemorate His Inaugural

January 21, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

To celebrate his historic inauguration as, uh…urp, president, Cheeto Jesus announced a new line of commemorative souvenirs not made in the USA.  Here they are:

Inaugural Tie Personally Tied by the President $399.99


Custom Kazoos Designed for Kellyanne Conway by Gucci $300.00 each or 12 for $10,000


Softly Sensual Jeweled Lollipop designed by Melania Trump for QVC $5,000.00


Scale model limo designed for Barron Trump – $300.00

And finally, in limited supply,

Cheeto Bronzer designed specifically for Cheeto Jesus $400.00 or 2 for $900.00


We Found It! The Secret to the Look of Cheeto Jesus!

December 04, 2016 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

Here it is, exclusive to those wanting to emulate the provenance of Cheeto Jesus, his own personal bronzer.  No, really.  Check it out.