Some People

February 08, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Some people can wear a cowboy hat and look great.

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Other people … well, can’t.

that cowboy hat

Thanks to Gene for the heads up.

 

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  1. UmptyDump says:

    It’s not that Cruz’s head is too big or his hat is too small. It’s just that his head comes to a point and pushes the hat upward inside. At Gilley’s honky tonk, Cruz became the first person to fall off the mechanical bull while it was standing still. Ride ’em (cough) (cough) cowboy!

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  2. Larry from Colorado says:

    Looks like a dickhead to me.

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  3. It look rather like the sorta “cowboy” hat one would wear while singing Broadway show tunes. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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  4. Oh Lord, the boy found a hat and was either too stupid or too conceited to know that it was too small for his head. SMH. Bless his little heart.

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  5. JAKvirginia says:

    Well, y’know, the good guys wear white hats… three sizes too small… with magic marker writing on it… backed up by a skinhead security guard… while wearing fresh-from-the-store “farm” clothing… and smiling like a complete fool.

    IT’S SHOWTIME!!!
    Curtain up.
    Light the lights.
    We’ve got nothing to hit
    But the heights…

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  6. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    JAKvirginia … bet you would never have guessed a simple rural rancher like me would grasp your Broadway reference. So, who was the best, Bette Midler or Ethel Merman? High school productions always amused me. (in a small school with mostly male tenor and bass voices, as the rare baritone you have a choice be amused or miserable when ‘persuaded’ to participate, when the drama coach is also your history teacher) Teddie Cr-ooze reminds me of some of the less sharp tools who missed the irony of a big western favorite, “Oklahoma.” Teddie, Teddie, Teddie … not only are you the brunt of the joke, you climbed into the costume on your own volition. Dude, you may be even dumber than the supposedly less st00pid of the Bushes.

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  7. Sandridge says:

    BWAHAHAHAHHAHA

    Thanks a lpt JJ, I just spat a mouthful of my din-din on the desk as i scrolled down to pinhatTed Crooze.

    Last week he was wearing brand-spankin’ new Cabelas blue jeans and a flannel shirt (likely unwashed straight of the rack or out of the box, Ben Carzzzzzzon could learn something there).
    This from a guy you never, ever saw in public without a $6000+ suit on his back.

    DetesTed has got to be the phoniest, sleaziest, deceptive mofo SOB I’ve ever seen in political and public view.

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  8. Indiana Pearl says:

    Pinhead . . .

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  9. @Larry from Colorado

    Yes. It may be time to assemble and dust off all the foreskin jokes in honor of un-trusTed, to wit,

    Why does Canadian Ted always wear a tie?
    It holds back the foreskin.

    What’s 18 inches long and hangs in front of an a$$hole?
    Canadian Ted’s tie.

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  10. Boy howdy, does our President look like the new sheriff in town or what? Then on the other hand, check out the look on the face of the guy behind trusTed. He is not amused. Must be a poor Secret Service agent stuck with demenTed.

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  11. Marge Wood says:

    We have the cutest president in the world.

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  12. Cruz and Micr’s remarks bring to mind what that great Welshman, David Lloyd George, said of a political rival:

    “When they circumcised him, they threw away the wrong bit.”

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  13. 1smartcanerican says:

    OMGoodness, but our President looks total cowboy in his great black hat 🙂 He is one handsome man for sure!

    No comment on the pinhead below.

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  14. @ MICR: There’s the other classic:

    Q: What happens to Ted Cruz if he takes Viagra(r)?

    A: He gets taller..

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  15. Technically I believe that the hat is wearing Cruz.

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  16. RepubAnon, I assume that’s because Cruz is a p… rhymes with “Rick”? Or, in Yiddish, a schmuck.

    “Schmuck”, or “shmuck”, in American English is a pejorative term meaning one who is stupid or foolish, or an obnoxious, contemptible or detestable person.

    In his case, the second definition.

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  17. As Judge Judy says, “Beauty fades, stupid is forever.” I think I can actually apply that to a good degree to the Cruz-er. Its a fact that he thinks he is beautiful. The stupid in very recent days (this is just one incident of stupid) is that trusted thing. The world is snickering until the proverbial sides ache. TRUS is a medical term. I saw it in my late husband’s notes that he wrote down after seeing a doctor, the more the better to understand what the doctor said and what was happening to him. TRUS is med-speak for total rectal ultrasound. This happens to some guys who are getting treated for prostate problems. And IMHO, Cruz-er can blow it out his hat.

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  18. Rhea made me spew coffee all over my iPad!

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  19. That image of Oozy Croozy reminds me of the smaller one in this comedy duo:

    https://goo.gl/kmy2dt

    Love the jokes, keep em coming! Hahahahahahahaha!!!

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  20. It looks like a couple of his fans are attempting to grab that had off his head so he doesn’t look the complete fool he is. I see a barroom brawl startin up if one of them manages to get it. Poor Cruz just doesn’t see what he did there and would fight for the right to keep on doing it.

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  21. Hey, give the poor guy a break. That hat was obviously signed and presented by a group of well-wishers (donors), who had never met their hero in person before. Who can blame them for assuming that his head is of human proportion?

    Good thing it didn’t have a snakeskin band on it, or Cruz probably would have flipped out: “Oh my God! – cousin Merle – is that YOU?!?”

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