This is NOT a blog. This is a professional political organization so there are a few rules.

I take full and personal responsibility for everything that appears here, including my typos and misspellings. I’m a grown-up. Grown-ups do that. So, I will not let you say anything I am not willing to take legal responsibility for. If you want to say libelous things without accountability, go put a sheet over your head. You can comment tacky things about me here because Lord knows I am a tacky woman, but you better be honest about which tacky things you say.

No one is allowed to comment as “Anonymous” because it’s very confusing when I try to figure out who to call an idiot. It does not take a triple digit IQ to come up with a handle. Hell, truckers can come up with a handle. Don’t make me come over there and slap ya.

You cannot cuss outside of damn and hell and maybe – just once or twice – you can say sumbitch, but only when the content absolutely warrants or Ted Cruz is mentioned.  Momma comes to this website.  Momma is  87 years old but she will get on an airplane and come wash your mouth out with soap.  You think I’m joking?  I’m not.

Now to the fun stuff.  If I know you, you can comment without me reading it first.  If I don’t know you, you can’t. I have to approve it and I’m a busy woman. Being the Texas Chainsaw Manicurist takes time out of my day, so you might have to wait to get your comment approved. That’s what you get for not knowing me. It’s a tough price to pay.

This is not a democracy – it’s a beauty salon and I say what gets posted.

The last time I was in a good mood was 1954.   Just letting you know in case you want to complain.

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63 Comments to “Rules”

  1. Donna Wade says:

    I’m a monthly columnist for the Lesbian News and found you while doing a little research on Molly Ivins for my January column. After rereading scores of her columns, I realized how very much I miss her, because I so looked forward to her columns. She was who I aspire to be. So it seems fitting that I should find your site during my review of her work.

    I look forward to receiving your emails. I spent a lot of my formative years in Georgia, so am well aware of southern cultural idiosyncracies. So, this could be fun!

    Donna J. Wade

  2. Len Jackson says:

    Thank the good Lord that you and your website exist. Where would I be if only the Ft. Worth Startlegram, Denton Wretched Comical, or Dallas Morning Snooze were all I had to read while seeking the latest political info. Molly is smiling knowing that you are carrying the torch she used to shed light on the darkest arenas Keep up the good work.

  3. Well… Someone should start it… Ted Cruz hahaha

  4. David Peden says:

    I love your rules. They kind of remind me of my grandmother, who was born in Paris TX and took me in when my mom died when I was 4. She saw that I knew how to read and write before I entered school, that I did my homework, and kept my hair shorter than I wanted. She would have me go out in the yard and “cut a switch.” You know what for. She also taught me a lot about Southern cooking, and the right way to make cornbread. The essence of her rules were, her way or the highway. That must be a thing with ladies from Texas of a certain age. I love your website and will miss you deeply during your upcoming absence.

  5. Glad I found you.

  6. Oh Juanita!
    I just found you today. Thank you God, Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, Dali Lama, Ganesh, or whoever else helped me find you. Reading your non-blog is like falling into soft cotton! I live in South Texas. My senator is Blake Farenthold. My congressman is Ted Cruz. Need I say anymore? I want to be you when I grow up. I am 68 and I’ve a lot of growing up to do.

  7. Thank heavens for Juanita Jean. She sure reminds me of Molly Ivins and makes living in a red state more comical than depressing. I’m an Okie and we definitely share the same issues so please don’t moon me.

  8. LoneLiberal inCollinCo says:

    JuanitaJean I wish I could send (nearly) all my fellow Collin County (TX) residents to your Beauty School!!

  9. Very funny and witty site, I love it!! Thank you for sharing,

  10. I really like your writing style, great information, thanks for posting :D.

  11. Jere Armen says:

    This is not a comment, but I wanted to point out this article in case you haven’t already seen it:
    Keep up the good work, ma’am.

  12. tracey marie says:

    This is hilariously spot on…was told to read your articles by a fan. Nicetameetya.

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