Rules
This is NOT a blog. This is a professional political organization so there are a few rules.
I take full and personal responsibility for everything that appears here, including my typos and misspellings. I’m a grown-up. Grown-ups do that. So, I will not let you say anything I am not willing to take legal responsibility for. If you want to say libelous things without accountability, go get an anonymous blog like the wimpy little boys do. You can comment tacky things about me here because Lord knows I am a tacky woman, but you better be honest about which tacky things you say. No matter what anyone says, I am a good cook so I am not listening to that crapola. So don’t even start.
No one is allowed to comment as “Anonymous” because it’s very confusing when I try to figure out who to call an idiot. It does not take a triple digit IQ to come up with a handle. Hell, truckers can come up with a handle. Don’t make me come over there and slap ya.
Now to the fun stuff. If I know you, you can comment without me reading it first. If I don’t know you, you can’t. I have to approve it and I’m a busy woman. Being the Texas Chainsaw Manicurist takes time out of my day, so you might have to wait to get your comment approved. That’s what you get for not knowing me. It’s a tough price to pay.
We talk about local politics here mainly, but all politics are local. I will throw in some state and national stuff as the mood hits me. The last time I was in a good mood was 1954. Get used to it.
Good job, Juanita! So glad to see ya back in business. Sic ‘em!!!
1Love it and the rules are good ones to have!
2I am so excited! I assume you will be serving margaritas with our manicures?
3“Tell Juanita” isn’t working. I get a message that my form is missing. It isn’t missing, gravity just reshaped it!
4We are working on that right now. Keep test driving this thang, Honey.
5… and Cheese Nips.
6How ’bout beer?
7How ’bout it?
8I like nachos, but only with good cheese, and I’m a good rule-abider.
9the beer’s on the way
y’all can have your wine, some of us relish the remnants of barbarian blood we’ve come into the world with
as to the nachos, absolutely!
Glad you’re back on, only wish you’d have done it sooner. What with all that’s been going on, my you’re gonna be working for a good long while!
10you reckon krugman will appear a la scott brown too?
11I am so glad that our County Chair sent this to me!! I am the one that still has the article Juanita Jean wrote about the Middle East that appeared in some Ft Bend paper about 20 years ago! You’re my fave!!! And God knows that I will need you during the next 2 election cycles considering the Supreme Court decision on corporations being people and the race to redistrict. Thank you!!!
12Boy hidey … am I glad Juanita’s back.
Hat tip from sunny, sultry Indonesia.
13Thank Gawd Juanita is back! But even before her hairdressing days didn’t she have a place on the Brazos River, a bait shop and yatch club? I kept planning on spending a weekend in one of her “cabins” and catching a few mudcats to go with the hushpuppies she turned out but got married and moved to Vermont. When I wear my gimmee hat with her old logo on it these Vermonters keep wanting to take it away from me…they like stuff like that .
14The elected officials of Johnson County, Texas would rather see Democrats back in local offices than to have someone like you in reportin’ their comin’s and goin’s. If you ever think of relocating, we’ll roll out the red carpet for you ANYTIME! But, if it happens, the stuffy ol’ Republicans might reinstate public lynchin’s. But it’s okay, the rope supplier’s a Yeller Dawg….and he can wind em’ like he use to!
15Thank you for the warning, LuAnne. I’ve myself have become pleasantly accustomed to tar and feathers. Hell, I even consider it a fashion accessory!
16To my suprise, my move to Florida did not create a change in the political landscape. Who would have thought Hernando County, Florida would have as many lying, cheating, morally righteous Republicans as Fort Bend County, Texas! The only change is no Juanita Jean. You would have a field day here!
JimBob
17I’m a Dem living in Tom Delay’s old fief in district 22.
Any ideas who to vote for besides Pete Olsen now that our Dem candidate Kesha Rogers is publicly campaigning for the impeachment of President Barack Obama “After” she won the nomination of our Dem party?
http://fray.slate.com/discuss/forums/thread/3729291.aspx
Sad.
18Best Regards
Lobato1
I’m not voting in that race.
19Actually, I just paid for a domain website for three years, it is called http://www.republicanlieoftheday.com, I just have to design my “page” (yikes!)…it’s a bit intimidating.
Greetings from the South End of Boston, I came upon your page quite by accident, and am loving it!
I hope to be a regular visitor to this site.
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