Revolving Goalposts

March 30, 2017 By: Primo Encarnación Category: Uncategorized

When it comes to declaring victory, if the Trump team can’t declare it outright, they move the goalposts, pick up the ball, and call it a win.  Or they blame someone else.

This strategy only works on not-very-bright folks who don’t already think you’re lying constantly and consistently, albeit unconvincingly.  In other words: FAUX News viewers.

Many, many  goalposts get relocated around Trump’s childishly incomplete grasp of the English language. He will say or tweet something which is clearly nuts, a lie or a nutsy lie.  His toadies then screw themselves into the ground trying to reinterpret his statement as broadly and generously as possible in order to prove that the President of the United States is not an infantile, nutsy liar.

The latest revelations about the Midnight Ride of Devin Nunes provide the most glorious example of this.

Lost in the impropriety and incongruity of White House aides spoon-feeding the House Intelligence Committee Chair of information which he turned around the next day and reported back to the White House Drumpf is this: the story is rooted in a desperate attempt to parse Trump’s most outrageous Twitted claim, forcing the Administration to change THEIR story on it, yet again.

First, Don Don twittered from the golden throne that he was wiretapped by the previous President.

Everyone in the Trump Crime Family immediately scrambled around (once again) re-interpreting the meaning of – you know – those word thingies.

“I was wiretapped by Obama” was so patently ridiculous on its face  that the story quickly morphed into “Members of the Trump Team were surveilled by the previous Administration.”

As soon as that blew up in Nunes’ own committee hearing last week, the legend changed again, becoming instead “We were incidentally picked up on surveillance aimed at other targets by the previous Administration.”

So Nunes went swanning around the White House grounds (aka the Eisenhower Executive Office Building) in the middle of the night, “investigating.”  The two WH aides, it is now known, bought him a clue, patted him on the head, and aimed him at a microphone, with a side trip to inform the President of his total rightness and magnificence, due to accidental incidental surveillance that somehow was still was maliciously aimed at Trump and/or the Trumpettes.

But these latest revelations prove even that generously broad interpretation is now inoperative.  According to reporting, the surveillance targets were overheard discussing attempts to reach out to the Trump team for collusion: talking ABOUT, not talking TO.

It’s as if two Mob guys were overheard talking about ordering a pizza, and the delivery guy claimed to have been wiretapped by Obama, all the while denying he actually delivered the pizza.

So let’s recap the revolving door of goalposts that is this particular pile of Donarrhea:

  • Don Don was not wiretapped
  • Obama had nothing to do with it
  • There was no surveillance aimed at anyone in the Trump Crime Family (yet!)
  • There was no surveillance aimed at anyone else that picked up a member of the Trump Crime Family.

I have a feeling that they will still try to cling to the latest version of the legend, claiming that Trump’s tweet is indeed borne out by Nunes’ story, planted by the White House in Nunes’ pea brain for him to breathlessly parrot back the next day.

They almost have to, for “I was wiretapped by Obama” cannot be vindicated as the semantic equivalent of “Russians were surveiled and they talked about me.”

Because real words have actual meanings, and the goalposts of reality are fixed in the end zones, far, far out of Dat Guy’s short-armed reach, much less his tiny grasp.

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5 Comments to “Revolving Goalposts”


  1. Diane Duffy-Patyjewicz says:

    So, either our POTUS is an ignoramus……
    Or
    He’s colluding with the Russians.

    I’m not sure which is worse.

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  2. maryelle says:

    Diane, I submit that Baghdad Don is both an ignoramus AND colluding with the Russians AND a grossly inept liar & leader.

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  3. Tilphousia says:

    Both of you ladies are correct. Nunes must have been drinking Flint water as he has the IQ of kelp. What is infuriating also is that the trump family of morons actually expects us to buy their infantile screetchings. Putin is pulling the strings. He has long wanted to destroy Western democracies from within. Traitor Donald trump and his scurrying cockroaches are doing that for him. And the GOP owns the whole show.

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  4. maryelle says:

    “The Midnight Ride of Devin Nunez”. Primo’s parody of the well-known poem succinctly captures Nunez ridiculous tale.
    David Axelrod has a blog he calls, “The X Files”, and this ludicrous attempt to interfere with the House Intelligence Committee’s investigation fits right in that file. Would that we had Agents Mulder and Scully hot on the Nunez trail: The truth is out there.

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  5. As for the Trump version of his own language, see Alice in Wonderland and various poems in my kid’s book of stories and poetry. Jabberwocky reigns! But only because that is the total best they can do. Which means we have to take up the slack so this country will not cease to exist. Seriously. Also cannot wait for the print-out of the words and music spouted by Flynn!

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