Randy Weber: Moose or Squirrel?

July 22, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Well, come to find out, Texas congressvarmint Randy Weber met with Maria Butana’s partner in espionage, Alexander Torshin, in April 0f 2015 while Torshin was Russian Central Bank deputy governor. Torshin and Vladimir Putin are closer than skin on a sausage.

Torshin and Butana were Boris and Natasha.

Randy Weber, a Republican U.S. congressman from Texas, also met with Torshin during the April trip, according to the think tank’s documents. A spokeswoman for Weber did not respond to multiple calls or emails seeking comment.

So, was Weber the Moose or the Squirrel? He ain’t sayin’.

Reuter’s has the story.

Weber has an A rating with the NRA, just in case you were wondering. He’s also kind of an idiot.

In January 2014, during President Obama’s State of the Union address, Weber in a tweet referred to the President as “Kommandant-In-Chef” [sic] and “the Socialist dictator.”

Hey, I’m also boss of the kitchen, just in case you were wondering.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

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0 Comments to “Randy Weber: Moose or Squirrel?”


  1. RepubAnon says:

    I’d say Mr. Weber is Wrong-Way Peachfuzz…

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  2. Moose. Definitely moose.
    The rabbit he pulls out of his hat will be a lion, like always.
    Only this time it’s name will be Mueller.
    It’ll be too late for a new hat.

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  3. Old Fart says:

    Neither.

    Weber is too nefarious for either character…

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  4. maryelle says:

    The spy web grows ever larger, wrapping around Rethugs, the NRA, National Prayer breakfasts and of course the Dump campaign. This does feel like the Twilight Zone.
    Republicans are covering for Dump because they are complicit in Russiagate.

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  5. Why would he be Moose or Squirrel? They were good guys. I don;t remember if there was a clueless fool who followed Boris and Natasha around….

    JJ, when you say someone’s a Texas congressvarmint, you don’t also have to tell us that he’s an idiot. As someone said, you don’t need to put the Obama sticker on a Prius. We get it.

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  6. Remember, it was the NRA who took Torshin on a tour of the secrets of our election process . . .

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