March 09, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
One is a nincompoop and the other is just poop.
1I hope that blonde hair is Heidi Cruz’s and not some wig that Perry will be wearing later.
2Rick Perry–Energy Secretary–Ted Cruz–making out. . .eeeewwwwwwwwwww. None of those thoughts belong together, ever.
3Oy vey! The kum bay ya “unity” of the snacilbupeR, as they blow up the government is a sight to behold. Sad part is pRick isn’t the most incompetent of the Donnie cabinet deplorable. Although pRick will have some difficulties counting the nuclear arsenal, until someone teaches him to multiply. “Take off your socks, Rick. That gives you 20. Now multiply by 100. Yeeeeesh. Never mind. We’ll try again tomorrow when you’re sober.”
So many snacilbupeR and so little time. Focus. The campaign ads to normalize Neil Gorsuch are out at indoctrination levels. We’ve pretty much lost the government through Donnie’s cabinet picks. We cannot afford to lose the USSC.
http://www.denverpost.com/2017/02/10/neil-gorsuch-religion/
Colorado residents, I beg, beseech, implore and humbly ask that you share the experiences with Neil your community has suffered. He’s a Teabangelical, so surely you have the anecdotal info as to his relations with a neighbor’s dog, goat, or hamster. Maybe you know a preacher who prayed away Neil’s sins. Let’s hear it. Time is of the essence.
4Rafael Edward and James Richard, y’all should get a room. This bromance of stoopid snacilbupeR embarrasses those of us who are neither stoopid nor nacilbupeR. OK!
5Bros all look prettier at closin’ time… He looks crocked.
6If their breaths are as vile as their politics, surely one or both of them should have passed out shortly after the photo was taken.
7@deb
The gospel according Mickey Gilley. Sorta.
8Micr, James Richard? Really? Lordy, Texas, you now own the fictional character JR Ewing and the feeble critter JR Mewling aka pRick Perry.
The snacilbupeR have rewritten the “six points of separation” into the six points of insanity. A tax avoiding conman is now ‘president,’ while he stocks his cabinet with the who is who of the indictable, if not already convicted.
Even Mickey Gilley and a lethal blood alcohol content couldn’t put lipstick on those pigs after closing time.
9Why is it that he’s behaving like a drunk at the bar who will do anything to get a date?
10@Maggie: because he IS a drunk at the bar who will do anything to get a date. This is ewwww on every level.
11They’re both pen!$e$ from the neck up.
12Get a room!
13The faces of evil rejoicing in their power. My stomach hurts.
14Rick Perry and Ted Cruz. All chummy. Perry and Cruz… got… to… change… picture… in… head… Perry and Cruz… Matthew… Matthew Perry… Penelope… Penelope Cruz… Matthew Perry and Penelope Cruz! Aaaahhhh… that’s a bit better.
What were we talking about?
15Who picked up whom?
16@PKM and Jane
Yepper “James Richard”. Not Billy Bob, Billy Joe, Joe Bob, or Bubba. Or two brothers named Darrell. James Richard. pRick. Even in Haskell, that far from the darkest points of the rebellious states, there is no variety in the Mitochondrial DNA.
17Do these guys each have a poniard in their other hand? If I were either one of them, I’d be worried about a sharp blade being slipped into my gut.
18From here, it looks like Perry is holding onto Cruz in order to remain upright cuz he’s far too drunk to do it all by his itty-bitty self.
19Eeuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Urp. Oops. Damn.
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