Poor Jammie Boy
Here is Ole Blake Farenthold, having to resign from congress in disgrace, owes the voters $84,000 he can’t repay, and now he got a job he can’t have.
Oh dear, I have eye roll fatigue.
Come to find out, a local newspaper filed a lawsuit against the Calhoun Port Authority, Farenthold’s new employer, saying they violated the Texas Open Meeting Act by not announcing that they were “creating a job for Farenthold” that pays $160,000 a year. He was hired as a lobbyist for the Port Authority.
The Port Authority is a government entity, and that’s why Farenthold did not have to wait a year before being hired as a lobbyist. However, his job was all approved behind closed doors. That’s not legal.
You know, everything this guy touches turns into a crapshow. You know, except the women he touches – they all sue him.
I would like to thank Juanita’s Schadenfreude Platoon for sending me all the notices about this. I love you guys!
This is such a good ol’ boy wink wink deal it’s not funny. He is a disgrace in Congress. He’s on the big cah cah a poo list in Texas because he’s now pissed off Abbott as he won’t pay for the special election. He’s on the National Congress cah cah poo list because he won’t repay the hush money. The boy is kryptonite covered with Ebola. I hope the idiots that hired him are also brought down.
1Isn’t Karma just lovely?
2I send him my thoughts and prayers.
3Methinks Blakeyjams may be beginning to seriously sweat, and not from our 90-100deg temps. He just might now be staring at a personal financial meltdown.
Lessee here, He got booted out of…errrm…’resigned from’ a $174,000/yr cushy do-nothing Congressional seat, he owes a bunch of dinero all over, his sorryass law practice is probably on the bayfront jetty rocks now, instead of just behind them off Shoreline.
That $1,700,000 Ocean Drive mansion home of his doesn’t seem to be selling too well, in a hot RE market.
The bills are probably piling up, his fancy law office probably has a stiff rent payment (unless Jammy owns that fancy waterfront building it’s in, which I couldn’t verify). He just got torpedoed out of a super-cushy $160,000 job.
Daayyuum, Jammyboy’s havin’ hisself a reallyreallybadhorribleterriblenasty year, ain’t he? It couldn’t happen to a more deserving WATB pastyass grifting SOB in all of South Texas.
Somebody nominate that newspaper for a Pulitzer, The Victoria Advocate (a fairly conservative paper…hmmm…is there a smoking dagger in Jammy’s back?).
Bwahaha!
4Word of advice, Blake. You couldn’t hide behind the Outlaw Jersey Whale and Rudy G standing shoulder to shoulder. So quit trying to hide behind your current lawyer with your limp claim that “on legal advice” you shouldn’t pay us our money. We want our money like you promised.
5Papa, good one!
6Doncha just love it when karma comes calling?
7Poor Blakie! Not a man, too damn big to be a mouse/
8I also agree Papa, let’s offer Blake our thoughts and prayers. Now is not the time for him to get a new job. It’s too soon. He should wait for a more appropriate time, much, much later.
9This may take more popcorn than I have on hand.
He’s got my thoughts and atheist prayers, which are worth about what y’all are thinking.
10it so difficult to create a job that big in texas local governement ever. It caint happen. who’s budget is gonna pay for that nonsense? follow the money.
11Maybe the Chippendales would hire him as a comic act called “Duckie”?
12He cant afford to clean the drool off his ducky jammies. good riddance.
13@John: I wouldn’t be so sure it’s drool. Not that I want to know…
14With any luck, he’ll have to get an honest job (flippin’ burgers, restocking shelves at WalMart) in order to get his Medicaid, cause he’ll be broker than broke and be livin’ in a homeless shelter. Or on the street. Yeah, we all know he has rich “friends” (and we should make THEM pay the money he owes us, if he can’t.) But how long will they put up with him when he has no political clout to sell?
15Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! A$$hole. Sit on it and rotate.
16Working for the Port? What? He doesn’t have any fabulously rich and super powerful friends who will take care of him? ?Well, from the looks of it, I am willing to lend him a chipped china cup so he can sell pencils on the street corner.
17Maybe Louis Gohmert will hire Blake as a staffer on his “Investigate Hilary and Impeach Obama” project. It’ll probably have a whopping budget to pay for new pajamas.
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