Oh Tom, Oh Oh Oh Oh
Tom DeLay says that his “friends” in the FBI say they are fixing to indict Hillary Clinton.
Of course, he’s been saying this since 1996.
“I have friends that are in the FBI and they tell me they’re ready to indict,” DeLay said on Newsmax TV’s “The Steve Malzberg Show” on Monday.
“They’re ready to recommend an indictment, and they also say that if the attorney general does not indict, they’re going public. So one way or another, either she’s going to be indicted and that process begins, or we try her in the public eye with her campaign,” he told the conservative news outlet. “One way or another, she’s going to have to face these charges.”
Tom DeLay, Constitutional Scholar, appears to be unaware that the FBI does not indict.
He also appears to not understand that Hillary is bulletproof. Just ask Trey Gowdy.
I think Tom earned an Advanced Gossip Badge when he was in the Browne Scouts.
Thanks to Fenway Fran for the heads up.
Funny! Tommy Tu-LeftFeet puts more weight into an indictment which exists only in his hot-tub befogged brain than he does into an actual indictment, trial, conviction and sentencing – his own!
1The FBI is part of the Department of Justice. Head of the DOJ? Attorney General Lynch. She indicts, not the FBI.
I find this sooooooo exasperating. I can’t believe a person this ignorant of how our government works was ever, in any way, shape, or form, a part of government. Someone needs to call his butt out and in a loud, clear voice tell him STFU!
2Poor snacilbuper! They failed to railroad Presidents Clinton and Obama out of office. Now they’re running this “we’ll indict her” gambit on Sec/Sen Clinton. Good luck with that. BTW Isn’t it time you recovered your butt hurt over Nixon?
3Did his FBI friends warn him before he was indicted?
4Why don’t they save time and just impeach her now? It’s not as if she needs to do anything first for them to get started.
5When’s DeLay going to be judged by the public eye?
6Hillary better watch out, DeLay’s “friend” is really the Cancer man from the shadowy organization inside the government. He’s going to use Mulder and Scully to out the real conspiracy Hillary is involved in.
7I can’t believe this nonsense. Tom Delay is claiming he has friends?
8Oh, Tommy. Don’t you realize that there’s nothing you can to make yourself relevant? Not even spreading malicious rumors. Just go away.
9The bug spray has finally effective what little brains he had left.
10Grifter to the end Delay doesn’t have any friends, only victims and suckers.
11I would be very surprised if any FBI member would be cavorting with a felonious “friend” like Hot Tub Tom, much less disclose information that they were gathering.
12The crazy Republicans can’t understand why Hillary is still at large. Darn it! They hate her. They staged an 8 hour+ “hearing” (read, kangaroo court), and Hillary emerged fresh as a daisy. Meanwhile, they looked like ignorant, foolish, losers. (And I’m including you, Martha Roby.)
Give it a rest, GOP. Reality is stronger than fantasy. You can’t indite if you have no credible proof or evidence of wrong-doing. Deal with it.
13glf,according to sources Mulder gets twice the pay Scully gets. Maybe Scully warns HRC and they extraordinarily render Delay into lard and smear Mulder with it.
14Have to give it the GOPers though, they sure do love to recycle.
15They’ve been recycling all the old muck raking by all the old R-Klan criminals. Talk radio and conservative TV is a veritable wasteland of all the old wrecks rusting in the weeds.
What is it with the far-far-far-right? They think they can just make stuff up out of whole cloth and, when it doesn’t happen, people will simply forget they ever said it?
Then they get all pissy [sorry, Momma] when someone calls them on it. They deny they ever said any such thing and, when someone trots out the videotape, they cry foul.
I wonder how old Tom is going to claim this was taken out of context when 1] it doesn’t happen and 2] somebody quotes him and asks how he could have gotten it so wrong.
Of course, his true-believers just lap it up and will have forgotten he said it by tomorrow. So he knows he’s in the clear. And THAT is why this ploy works.
16DeLay needs to watch an episode of Law & Order so he can figure out all the intricacies of law enforcement, police officers, FBI agents, courtrooms and judges, and what everyone can and cannot do.
He was probably confused the first time he called Lawn Order to do his yard too, because what about the flower beds, shrubs and trees?
17Maine’s Repuke Guillionator LePage is going to be needing him some test dummies for his guillotine pre-testing program, before it goes public (be real embarrassing to slice off a half-assed…errr…headed job, practice…practice).
18I suggest we volunteer Hottub Tom and a few other Texas politicians (former and current).
If those Maine guillotine blades can cleanly cut Texas bullshit, they’ll handle anything (‘cept mebbe NJ’s Chris Cetacean).
@e platypus onion
I sorta like Dr Scully. Smearing Dr Scully with Stress Fracture Tom lard was not really in my top 2 or 3. Hundred. Things to Do with Dr Scully.
Now if you had suggested rendering Stress Fracture Tom to lard then transesterification lard to biodiesel than I’m right there with ya.
19^ I expect he would also be a rich source of methane.
20Sigh. Tom’s been drinking big time again. His brain is totally pickled. I would bet real money that there are people around him who are wondering when the guys in the white coats with the butterfly nets are coming to get him!
21Stupid or not, it is all over the nitwit press. These are the people who say Tyson and Nye are stupid. (I check out Breitbart too.)
22Poor little Tommy. Dementia/Alzheimer’s has set in and he’s in la la land. I think there’s something in the water consumed by republican politicians in Texas. It produces sudden and complete onset mind loss. (Check out Louis Gohmert). At best they’re a source of mirth. At worst, they attempt to destroy all things for anyone who disagrees with their fascist policies.
23Right after that, they’ll indict her for “Travel-Gate”. I’m pretty sure that was the first time the Repubs accused her of doing something legal in a way they totally didn’t like.
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