Oh Sacred Marriage

March 01, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Texas Republican State Representative (start cringing) Tony Tinderholt was madder than a wet hen about a Texas judge letting two lesbians – who had been together for 30 years – get married.

So mad that he filed a complaint at the Commission on Judicial Conduct.

 

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There were a couple or seven problems with this – other than a State Representative not having a typewriter.

TonyTinderholtFirst, he filed it against the wrong judge.  Second, it was not a final judgement; it was a TRO.  Third, he applied the law the wrong way.  Fourth, Texas Attorney General was notified and chose to do nothing.  So, basically this is the dumbest thing ever written by someone allowed to have a sharp object in his hand.

And in a roadtrip to Ironyville, you can discover that Republican State Representative Tony Tinderholt, a defender of the sanctity of marriage, has been married five (5) times.  Five freekin’ times.  He defends it by saying that he was married to one of the women twice.  His latest wife is a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

 

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0 Comments to “Oh Sacred Marriage”


  1. maryelle says:

    As Forrest Gump’s mother said, “Stupid is as stupid does.”
    Interesting note about Tony T. being a member of the Five Timers Club, and not for hosting SNL. Let’s pray he did not reproduce.

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  2. JAKvirginia says:

    “It’s not so hard to be married, I’ve done it three or four times.”

    From a song in Sondheim’s musical “Company”.

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  3. 1smartcanerican says:

    Well, well, well. Married five, count’em – 5, times and he is so upset about another couple getting married once before one of the partners passes on. How Christian of him!

    He definitely believe that only he knows what is correct and legal in this world. I’m so glad I am not sharing any space with this sorry excuse for a human being.

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  4. I’m sure that Tony and his wives were careful about which body part was allowed to touch which other body part.

    How does he feel about eating shellfish, and did he ever sass back to his parents? That last one can get you stoned to death, if you want to be all Biblical about it.

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  5. RepubAnon says:

    Well, praying is a sacred thing – and the more you pray, the happier these folks think God is with you. Logically, therefore, if you think marriage is a sacred thing – shouldn’t you try and get married as many times as possible? After all, look at Solomon…

    (/snark)

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  6. We don’t need to worry about how many tie we are married as long as it is to wimen!! & besides we follow jesus!!!!
    Jesus said ‘never get a divorce’ and said nothing against gays.
    HHHMMMMM! Strange!!

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  7. Dan Up North says:

    Why is the document dated October 2015?

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  8. mollusk says:

    He should know a lot about the sanctity of marriage, having been married so many times. (apologies to Mark Twain)

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  9. Fred Farklestone says:

    Meet Toni!

    http://tonytinderholt.com/

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  10. Tony, Go Home!
    Take 2 Viagra and play Beauty & the Beast…

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  11. Marcia in CO says:

    I’m curious, too … why would it be dated 25 October 2015 … we’ve yet to make it that far into this year!!

    The ones that always yell the loudest about ANYTHING are usually the biggest offenders … doesn’t matter what it’s all about … they’ll yell about it!!

    Wish we could deport all of them!!

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  12. Marcia in CO says:

    Check out his Facebook page … holy crap on a stick …

    https://www.facebook.com/tonytinderholtfortexas/posts/391757254335746

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  13. austinhatlady says:

    Oh, good grief!
    Had to check calendar, thinking this was maybe April Fool’s Day instead of March 1st and JJ was really trying to put one over on us. Googled his name (Really!? Tinderholt!!??!!) and found this Texas Observer article from last October saying he is probably the MOST right-wing Republican candidate in Texas. Shiver!
    Also, some men just SHOULD NOT shave their heads.

    http://www.texasobserver.org/tony-tinderholt-texas-far-right-candidate-can-win/

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  14. The combination of his opinions and his hypocrisy and his bald dome bring to mind the term “bellend.” It’s an anatomical reference. When applied to an entire human being, it is not complimentary. In Yiddish it would be “schmuck.” I’m hoping mama doesn’t understand any Yiddish.

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  15. Marge Wood says:

    This was on his page. It scared me worse.

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  16. After reading JJ’s story I dived into the www to find something out about this guy. So being married 5x to 4 different women tells me this is a guy willing to live, at least for a while, with a mistake. I also wanted to know about Tony’s education. Or rather I wanted to confirm that he was not an attorney. Cause if he was I was gonna go to Austin Monday and challenge the Texas Bar Exam. And maybe file an incoherent complaint aginst Tony with the Texas Bar.

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  17. Okay, he’s stupid. But a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader who marries this guy??? It appears he’s found his soul mate.

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  18. UmptyDump says:

    I know I’ll get in trouble for bringing this up (thank you Rudy Giuliani), but is his Dallas Cowboys cheerleader wife blond … or blind?

    And what the hell is the matter with the people who elected this doofus?

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  19. He really gets it about the sanctimony of marriage.

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  20. UmptyDump says:

    “Sanctimony” is the perfect word in his case, but I wonder if you intended to say “sanctity”!

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  21. UmptyDump says:

    My bad, Debbo. Of course you intended your play on words! Belatedly I see you were referring to mollusk’s remark in #8.

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  22. Odd he did not mention his drinking problem as a point of pride, considering all the other stuff he copped to.

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  23. e platypus onion says:

    If my name was Tinderbox,I’d prolly be an arsonist,not just an incendiary wingnut bomb thrower.

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  24. Umpty Dump, his wife is indeed a blonde…
    The bottle variety with no doubt a mismatch of the carpets & drapes…

    As for the Oct 2015 Date it is probably from the Notary who witnessed the signature and would be his expiration of his license date…

    Oh Maggie… He’s a drinker too?
    Do tell! How many domestic violence charges and DUI’s?

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  25. Sandridge says:

    austinhatlady @ #13

    I hate to stereotype, but many teabaggin’ RW’ers just seem to “look” a certain way around here (hint, they’re trying to maintain that ‘military’ appearance they see in their gunznammo magazines). When I go to the gun range half of them there could probably be mistaken for this yoyo.
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    I’m no handwriting expert, but the ‘hand’ on that handwritten piece of paper sure looks like it was written by a female to me, and a left-handed one. Tony (Ogivehead*) Tinderholt must have been too lazy to do it himself (and he looks like a closet fairy to me).
    Any one else have an opinion?
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    *Look it up: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogive#Applied_physical_science_and_engineering

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  26. Aggieland Liz says:

    Um, that guy was able to find four different women that would marry him? There are a lot of idiots running around this old world. I wonder if they are the same ones that were married to Rushbo? Or the Newt?

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  27. UmptyDump says:

    Redwood, a followup question: Did he marry one blond or plural? Or was that the one he married twice? Dumb and Dumber.

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  28. not stupid says:

    When I so his pictures, I ask why 5 women would marry this ugly so call man unless he had money.
    Ladies In Texas you do have a big problem if that is the only choice that you have.

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  29. Right Umpty. “Sanctimony” was intentional. That guy is a sanctimonious sack of saggy, slack-jawed, slut. Yes, there is such a thing as male sluts, lots of them. See the preceding post.

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  30. dommyluc says:

    Love the pic. Such a handsome woman! It’s a shame she was in a car crash and she lost her hair (H/T: Ringo Starr).

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