Not That You Would Ever Do This, Of Course

February 21, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

So now that Twitter has become the official spokesperson for the United States of America, people who would like to create a fake Twitter account and not get caught, have been given detailed instructions.

Just click right here and get started.  With a small investment of money, a larger investment of time and God only knows how many grudges, you, too, can be a Twitter fake news generator.

Not that you would ever do that, of course.

 

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0 Comments to “Not That You Would Ever Do This, Of Course”


  1. JAKvirginia says:
    February 21, 2017 at 11:17 am

    “I tweet therefore I spam.”
    — JAKvirginia

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  2. Jane & PKM says:
    February 21, 2017 at 11:22 am

    😀 Actually, Ms. Juanita Jean Herownself, I wouldn’t do that. It’s too much fun twittering SkullAnus Wrongway in real time. To her credit, she hasn’t blocked me, yet. The woman has the hide of a rhino paired with the ‘brains’ of a flea.

    @KellyAnnePolls She’s open for business.

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  3. Elizabeth Moon says:
    February 21, 2017 at 11:57 am

    JAKvirginia for the win. That’s a 5 gold stars post up there.

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  4. Tilphousia says:
    February 21, 2017 at 12:40 pm

    Win win JAKvirginia. I refuse to go on social media. Don’t like having my info out there. Ok ok I know it’s there already but at least I don’t have to ‘friend’ people I don’t know and never will. Besides, if I were on twitter, what I would say to cockwomble would embarrass my Corgis.

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  5. JAKvirginia says:
    February 21, 2017 at 3:20 pm

    Thank you. I have my moments. Wish I had more.

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  6. Debbo says:
    February 21, 2017 at 9:52 pm

    I must agree. JAK, you are my hero.

    Personally, I enjoy the hell out of Twitter. I only follow people I want to hear from, use an alias, and swear my brains out. I love it!

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  7. Micr says:
    February 21, 2017 at 10:49 pm

    @JAK
    Once again we are so unworthy…

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  8. JAKvirginia says:
    February 22, 2017 at 9:54 am

    BIG EGG ON FACE! YUUUUGGGEEEE… .

    Y’know, when I canoodled that phrase above, I believed myself to be very original. I even Googled it once and there was nothing. Well…. I Googled today and apparently I’m not the originator. Some guy on tumblr has it dated 2011. And some on Twitter used it in Dec 2013. I used it first on Jan 10 2014. So… thanks for all your kind words but I didn’t think of it first. (Darn it.) Sorry.

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