Holy cow, y’all.  We knew this was going happen but we didn’t know it was gonna happen so soon.

Why’s everybody always picking on Dan?

The weekly kumbaya breakfast between the big three Texas lawmakers broke down today into a round-robin of recriminations that concluded with Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick declaring he was tired of Governor Greg Abbott and Speaker Joe Straus “picking on me.”

Oh dear, oh dear, the role of whiney little boy is being played by Dan Patrick during this legislative session.  Dan Patrick has spent a lifetime being a bully on the radio and in real life.  He can dish it out but he sure can’t take it.  He bullies everybody and goes from mean guy to victim before the orange juice gets poured.

Dan Patrick

Okay, the Republican Power Rangers meet every Wednesday morning for breakfast at the capitol.  I’m going next week with a fire extinguisher.  I think Dan Patrick and his famous temper and previous physical assaults just might scream and attack someone.

I am so damn excited for this boxing match to get started.

Edit:  The cool kids over on Facebook have this now –