March 11, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Our friend Deb T sent these thoughts and I can’t improve on them any —
Every picture of the president taken by a random golfer at mar-a-lago makes him look like he’s barely clinging to life? Don’t get me wrong, we all need safe spaces where we can let our hair down, no matter how orange. But day-um! (One more thing, if this doesn’t put to rest the whole Biden is too old thing…)
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Lord, he looks like what comes out of the southern end of a north bound horse.
1Needs a bra.
2I don’t want to see his grades, or his golf score (he keeps track of that himself anyway), I just wonder if he can pass a cognitive functioning exam. It looks like even his neurons and synapses are on Executive Time.
3Light is on, but no one is home…
4The dude has man boobs that are bigger then some real woman boobs. Heysus Haich Crisco, he is a disgusting collection of mango madness.
5What Jan said.
His ta tas are bigger than my granny’s 34 F.
Those sleeves down to his elbows are a big give away. With all his money he could get custom made.
6Looks like he’s doing those special autographs again.
7That’s the Freudian Twilight Zone of Psycho meets the Bates Motel. If there’s anyone who hasn’t seen the old photos of Donnie masquerading in his mother’s hair style, that’s the update of Donnie in his mother’s hair and body. Creepy.
8I would respectfully note that, should Joe Biden get elected President the question of his age would become a concern since, unlike Cadet Bones Spurs, he would actually be trying to do the job he was elected to, not just sitting on his ass (sorry, Mama) tweet garbage like the current pResident. Given the clear effects that doing that job has had on previous Presidents I fear that Joe would not survive his four year term. Nonetheless, I think Biden would be a good President even if he is not my first choice
9This reminds me of the “Seinfeld” episode where Kramer and Frank Costanza invent “The Bro” (or, as Frank wanted to call it, “The Manssiere.” Whatever, this guy needs one. Bigly.
10No, both Joe and Bernie are too old now. We want eight good years out of our next Democratic president, so I’m limiting my consideration to those 70 and younger.
11I could go for 1 term of Joe or Bernie with that mayor whose name I cannot pronounce as VP. Then he moves up to 8 years as POTUS. Every time I see that guy on tv, he gets more impressive.
12Crone, Buttigieg pronounces it BOOT-edge-edge. And I am more and more impressed by him. I am picturing a Kamala-Pete ticket. Repub heads would explode!
13Oh, those gross moobs. Yecch.
14Maybe he shouldn’t have cut $845 million from the Medicare budget- he might could use some of that himself!
15Rump is lucky he isn’t a woman. He would lose all popular appeal with the nasty hair and the saggy boobs. No one would sleep with him…Oh wait, may his wife still does? Or does she keep her door locked while he’s lost and wandering the halls at night?
Crone @ 12
16I’m with you on that one.
Billion – he cut $845 BILLION!
17I’d like to hear what a Cardiologist would say he/she sees in this picture. He looks dead. Reminds me of how horrible FDR looked before he died.
18Papa@16
19From what I read, they have separate bedrooms.
@ Crone and Papa: If that other thread about a Malaria double is true, there’s probably a bit more distance between them than separate beds or a stroll down a WH hall… Read that she spends a lot of time with her anchor-baby’ed parents.
Maybe some paparazzi will catch Malaria with the WH SS chauffeur or AF1/M1 helo pilot???
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As far as that zombie-like RAT45 pic above, I’ll cut him a little slack there; he’s a few months older than me (IIRC) and I usually feel and look like that for about an hour after waking up :[ .
20Sandridge @ 20,
We don’t really know that she is spending all that time with her parents. She may not be any different or any more loyal in a relationship than her husband.
I’m just a few years younger than you and it’s not a pretty sight in the morning until I’ve had tea.
21Ditto here, Chief, although I have a smaller cup size and my face looks like it was custom made for me, and not flung together from leather scraps.
22Trump’s boobs (No I am NOT talking about Eric and Donald, Jr, at least in THIS context) are hanging like Christmas stockings.
23Yup. Those droopy boobs are going to give me nightmares. I’ll dream I’m standing in front of a large audience, giving a speech, when my bras suddenly surrenders and I look almost that bad.
24Debbo, you could never look anything like that.
25Another reason for him to have those ginormous suit jackets. And the tie to cover his cleavage.
26Spanx is what that senile old fool needs. And a spanking as well.
27Looks like he could use a “bro” made from 2 MAGAot caps and some elastic.
28Gary #23 Thanks for the badly-needed chuckle. Especially after looking at that picture of TrumPutin in all his unglory. Brought back the memory of the equally disturbing pic of him dressed in all white, swinging his golf club. President LardA$$. Yuck…