July 02, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Trump
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Ha!
1Wow – what a great birthday present, tho a day late. Thanks, JJ!
Apparently while promoting his Wonderful. Classy, and Exclusive signature line of clothing, The Donald never actually read the label, Except for the part with his name on it, of course. I do give him props for doing wool and not polyester, however. Who know that anyone with that hair would be into natural fibers?
2This is soooooo delicioso!
3Methinks some poor Mexican sheep gave up its wool to make the Donald’s rug-the one sitting precipitously on his oversized head.
OMG … seriously?!? Un-friggen-believeable!! Every time he opens his ugly piehole he just slices his throat just a little deeper!! Eventually his ugly head will simply fall off and his mouth will continue to look like this: O
4Dear Mexican Seamstresses:
The quality of your work on the Trump Signature Collection appears to be excellent, however I believe the label you’ve sewn into the jacket has one small error:
The 100% Wool should state 100% Bull.
5Sigh.
6I wish I could afford to start an ethical clothing factory to employ people who could then afford to walk out of Donald Trump’s no-doubt-sweat-shop in Mexico.
I doubt the wool came from Mexican sheep, BTW. It was probably sourced elsewhere in the world, and cost more than the workers’ wages.
7Hypocrisy should be painful.
8If it has Trump’s moniker on it,you can bet the wool ain’t virgin.
9No, no, no…
He *is* morally consistent, when you realize the ones that *stay* in Mexico (and have classy jobs) are alright!
And if you believe that, “The Donald’s” got a bridge to sell ya… Really well built… The BEST!
(You know, I think the ACA has mental health coverage too. Sigh)
10O Donald! Karma can really bite!
11Snerk. The Donald really is The World’s Richest Idiot. But of course he’s into natural fibers. Where do you think he got that thing on his head?
http://i3.minus.com/iyfC1FA6lOGK5.jpg
12Now we know why he’s trying to stop them from crossing the border. If they leave Mexico and come here to make better lives for themselves they’re undercutting his slave labor force. Makes perfect sense.
13i thought the donald said his line of clothing was made in china & that was part of the reason he pulled it from macy’s….hmmmm, who knows maybe they are made in china & then labled made in mexico….it’s hard to tell with the donald, after all he’s sooooo good at lying & being a hypocrite
14So you are telling me that neither Donald the Trump nor anyone in his political entourage, when talking about blaspheming Mexico, said “Wait there buckaroo, do you have any slaves laboring away in Mexico in your name? Cause if you do, you might need to mitigate, now”
15Ties: made in China,
Suits: produced in Mexico,
Cuff links: manufactured in India,
Ego: all American by Gawd and proud of it!
I would like to take a moment to thank The Donald for personally mobilizing the Latino / Hispanic vote in the upcoming election.
16This news story about all the companies dumping Trump is delightfully entitled, “Donald Trump’s Big Mouth Is Chewing a Hole in His Wallet.”
http://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/professional-suicide-donald-trumps-mouth-chews-hole-wallet-n385906
17I just read that Trump is second in the CNN poll. Now just imagine how those candidates in third through fourteenth place must feel losing to a doofus like Trump.
18Gee. Wonder what the ‘J’ stands for in Donald J. Trump. Jerk? Jackass?
19Yeah, Ralph. Like 11% of Republican voters are ‘for’ him. The leader, Jeb, is at 19%. Now go see Hillary’s numbers. Blows em away.
20Now there’s Donald’s solution: Keep the rapists out of the U.S. by employing them in his Mexican clothing factory. But Donald, you slobber about saving American jobs – howya doing’ on that count?
21Trump may be second among Republican candidates in some recent polls, but there’s a lot of dislike for his candidacy as well.
“A whopping 57 percent of Republicans have an unfavorable view of Trump, according to an average of the three most recent polls,” according to a mid-June article in FiveThirtyEight.
http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/why-donald-trump-isnt-a-real-candidate-in-one-chart/
22Speaking of labels, perhaps this will take away some of the Trump bad taste: http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-tags-clothing-labels/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=Newsletter
I highly recommend the boredpanda site and email for sheer entertainment and marvelous photos.
23a new type of animal.
jackass with a rug.
24At last count, Macy’s has cut all ties with the Donald. I wonder if his brand of men’s clothing is going to be pulled from the stores or if they will continue to sell them until their gone from the racks?
25Actually, most mamas in Mexico raise sons to be gentlemen, if not priests.While that might scare me with little boys, a girl, no. rapists generally don’t like their mamas, I understand. The Donald has it wrong, again.
26Is he still refusing to reveal his birth certificate and his college transcripts?
27He’s still refusing to admit his mama is an orangutan. That’s why he can’t produce a birth certificate. He’s just a joke. No way he could EVER be elected dog catcher or anything else. He’s just too far from reality.
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