May 31, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
When our old toilet seat became that unhinged, I threw it away.
Appalling.
1“We are going to have a little fun today” my goodness what is wrong with him? That is an appalling thing to say, the man has no conscience . Does he really not care at all, or just stupid.
2When “wildly inappropriate” isn’t enough, there’s what Samantha Bee used to describe the distaff one-half of the Javanka pair. Mama, please don’t use the google for Ms. Bee’s quote from Wednesday.
But whether we use wildly inappropriate or another phrase to describe the actions of Orange Foolius, there is no denying his overwhelming ignorance or compulsive narcissism to make everything about himself. As for the “us” in Foolius, that’s the rabid portion of his base that thrive on his destructive schtick, while the rest of us wait patiently and not so patiently for Mueller to deliver us from this evil jack wagon.
3Well, what can I tell you? Obviously, the Golden Gibbon is the Intergalactic President of Ghouls R Us.
4@Maymoon
Easy answer: Yes
Spanky Drumpf. My goodness he is wretched at pretending to be civilized.
5Too many doors on Air Force 1.
6Too many doors on the limo.
Too many doors in Dallas and Houston.
We’d be better off if there were less doors for Trump to walk through.
I bet he is thinking he can probably get in some golf. “Hey, we’ll be there–oh yeah there is that pesky school shooting moment, but then we can probably get in 18 holes…”
7The really good news is that if you just accept that meeting with victims and relatives of victims of school shootings is fun fun fun, you can have fun practically every week!
8It’s from CBS and therefore FAKE NEWS! Even if there’s video of Metamucilini saying it with his own mouth.
Jeez, what an idiot.
9Buttermilk Sky, are you sure the mouth is what he talks with?
10“Stupidity is the deliberate cultivation of ignorance”, says William Gaddis. In Dump’s case, all the manure he spews makes for a banner crop. God help those poor parents and loved ones of the victims of that shooting. They will have to endure shovels full until he leaves.
11At least when he’s on the golf course, he’s under damage control.
Somebody get Mango Mussolini down to Falfurrias, TX for a round of golf.
Still two hours away from peak temperature and it’s 103°F out (forecast was for 100°F tops), with a Heat index of 104°F (which is lower today because it’s dryer out). Next two days will be 4-5 degrees hotter.
Golf + 107°F = Heatstroke city, pau…(accompanied by polite golf-style audience applause)
Current conditions at
Falfurrias, Brooks County Airport (KBKS)
Lat: 27.21°NLon: 98.12°WElev: 112ft.
Fair
103°F
39°C
Humidity 25%
Wind Speed NE 7 G 17 mph
Barometer 29.76 in
Dewpoint 61°F (16°C)
Visibility 10.00 mi
Heat Index 104°F (40°C)
Last update 31 May 4:15 pm CDT
https://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?x=168&y=207&site=crp&zmx=&zmy=&map_x=167&map_y=207#
12Whenever the fast food diet induced plaque breaks free from his carotid arteries, Donnie takes that as an epiphany. Whereas the diet induced gastric windstorms pass as thought in his crazy little world.
Vote. The 2018 elections are between us, WWIII and possible extinction. Wisconsin has done its part with Lyin’ Ryan departing. Your turn Indiana; where a big Democratic Attorney General could corral the ever stodgy, wrong and otherwise dangerous Mikey Dense with some serious state charges. Shades of Nixon when Maryland landed Agnew before the Crook-in-Residence was ousted. Vote! We need local elections as well as the US House and Senate to rid ourselves of these ***king morons.
😀 Thanks for the hopeful weather forecast, Sandridge!
Micr, while “Spanky Drumpf” is a totally genius creative expression, it won’t win us the twitter wars. “Spanky” in conjunction with the Obese Orange Odious One is a thought for which the mind naturally puts up resistance barriers. Hold my beer, please, while I find something stronger in a suitable potable brain bleach.
13@Jane und PKM,
With respect I never intended on winning twitter wars, such as they are.
I do get a tear in my eye at the thought of Drumpf buck nekkid being disciplined by Irma Bunt in a leather cat suit. And a cat o’nine tails. Ahhhh Moscow. Good times.
14Jane & PKM, The CPC (noaa climate prediction center) has a 2018 summer seasonal outlook saying that for most of the west, sw, and midwest the ‘daily average temps’ (your 24 hour avg/day) will likely be up to +12 degrees F higher, and avg precip will be below norms.
It’s going to be a long, hot hot summer, probably.
This also means that daily high temps and minimum temps will be a lot higher than normal averages. Lots of high temp records will be set, iow.
Looks like more and worse hurricanes too. I read a forecast that has a tropical storm forming by the Yucatan and moving NW towards the western Gulf of Mexico in the next week or two. That sounds like Texas to me and they often intensify on that trajectory.
15Little Alberto was a premie, kind of early before the season starts tomorrow.
TX surf water temps are/have been in the mid 80’s/84-87degF, deep water buoys are up too (83-86degF), which are more usual August seawater temps. You can see the cooldown from where Alberto tracked, temps are 80-82degF today.
So ‘the gas’ is ready and just needs a match for some Gulf Cat 4-5 hurricanes, meow.
Micr and Jane and PKM,
16That stuff about Spanky/Obese Orange Odious One is like JJ’s last Friday cartoon of the Ponderous Pinkie Pooter in his bed— aieeeeeee!
I bet Stephen Miller’s gonna compensate for Donnie’s unfortunate wordsmithing by providing him with an opportunity to do a good deed.
17A humanitarian demonstration if you will. He’ll just stop at the local Wal-Mart and pick up a case of paper towels for the weaselheaded f**knuggett to toss out.
Problem solved.
Yet another demonstration that Donald Trump is a tone-deaf, tactless, stupid, stupid man. I don’t think that the families and survivors of the Santa Fe school shooting will be having any fun at all. Trump can’t even fake compassion.
18It’s time to offer condolences to the families of the Santa Fe victims.
19Too bad we can’t ignore the distractions…
Do the families have to show up? I would be delicious if he only had officials to talk to.
20I’m hoping the kids and families in Santa Fe find something far more entertaining to do and avoid the tRump show altogether!! A carefully tossed rotten tomato or two would be a nice response, as well!!
21I’ll be hoping that the only folks to show up to watch ole Rectum Mouth spew his crap will be the officials, too! LOL
I will be truly disappointed in my fellow Americans if ANY of the affected families and teachers in Santa Fe turn out to give the Great Cloaca a respectful audience.
22And his “little fun”? A $5000/plate fundraising meal. The parents of the slain were told they could meet him at the airport. In the heat. But he and his cronies would have fun in an air-conditioned venue, of course.
Loathesome toad.
23He’s not a king. There’s no law that says citizens have to show up for the president. They could all stay home and send their lawyers. But that takes money.
24“Almost as much fun as tossing paper towels to Hurricane victims. Almost — but not quite.”
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