I Love Yew, Texas

May 26, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Robert Morrow has announced that he’s running for the Chairmanship of the Republican Party of Texas on a “Impeach Trump” platform.

For those of you unfamiliar with Robert Morrow, he was elected chairman of the Travis County (think: Austin) Republican Party.  The GOP power structure was not pleased.


The current Texas Republican Party Chair up and resigned with no warning.  So, the Republican Executive Committee will electe a new chair in Austin on Saturday, June 3rd.  Morrow is running.

To be honest – even for a Republican, Morrow ain’t all there. Or maybe he’s the sanest person in that Party – it’s just damn hard to tell these days.

Now he’s decided that Trump needs impeaching and he’s the man to lead the charge.

You wanna know why?  Sure you do.

A few of the many qualifications I have for being Chairman of the Texas Republican Party are:

1)       I am a political truth teller.

2)      In the past 20 years I have voted in more Texas Republican primaries than Rick Perry.

3)      I am a Ron Paul supporter.

4)      In 2004, I played a critical grassroots role in getting Republican Rep. Todd Baxter re-elected to the State House. Just ask Todd Baxter. This is the state rep seat that Donna Howard currently holds.

5)      In both 2008 and 2012 I was one of the leaders of Ron Paul for President in Austin, TX.

6)      Unlike George Herbert Walker Bush, I have not murdered anyone, as he did with Barry Seal in 1986.

7)      Unlike cocaine addict and CIA drug smuggler Bill Clinton I do not think that Barry Seal got what he had coming to him. Barry Seal was a friend of Bill Clinton which tells you a lot about Bill “Serial Rapist” Clinton.

8)      Unlike George Herbert Walker Bush, I am not a homosexual pedophile who molests and has sex with young boys. Read the books The Franklin Cover Up and The Franklin Scandal for information on that. Former Texas GOP chair Cathie Adams knows all about the Franklin Cover Up and I have discussed it with her.

9)      My top priority is the impeachment and removal from office of child molester, business criminal, serial adulterer, golf cheat and political criminal Donald Trump. Message to Trump supporters: you sleep with dogs you will get fleas.

10)    I am very proud of my book The Clintons’ War on Womenwhich rips the hide off the Clintons like no other book has done before. This is one of the few books child rapist Donald Trump has read and he kept it on his desk in 2016.

11)     In 2016 I received 145 votes for President of the United States.

12)    I am the Chairman Emeritus of the Travis County Republican Party, gaining it world attention as I ran it from June 13 to August 19, 2016.

13)    I like big titties. I am a proponent of boobyliciousness. In the past several years I have shared on social media the pics of over 500 extremely hot, busty women. What have Rick Figueroa and James Dickey ever done to promote boobyliciousness, bikini contests and wet t-shirt contests? I am for having bikini contests at the Alamo every 4th of July. Case closed.


Robert Morrow

Honey, he had me at “Impeach Trump.”

I love yew, Texas.


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16 Comments to “I Love Yew, Texas”

  1. Seriously, impeach the critter and get rid of him before he gets rid of us! That’s how I read this Morrow guy. May, just maybe he ran into that old saying about first they came for the (fill in the blank), then they came for (another blank), and then at last they came for me.

  2. He seems nice.

    I think we are way too hard on the lunatics that have crawled out of the republican trunk of horrors the last few years.
    They seem hellbent on flushing their own party down the toilet with all of them sitting on the side of the stool rooting them on and throwing toilet paper as confetti. . . . .

    Lets all move out of the way and see if any of them float.
    (Sorry for the graphic image).

  3. I vote for #9.

  4. Angela: They’ll have to flush at least twice and might even need the plunger.

  5. There’s really a lot to not like about Robert Morrow. However in the sense of “When Bad Things Happen to Bad People” I spose the Travis County Republicans more than deserve Robert Morrow.

    While I hate the sitting President, I see nothing to convince me he is a pedophile. Golf cheat and serial adulterer on the other hand, pretty easy to see assuming one has at least 20/70 vision. Business criminal is also a stretch, although I suspect his business ethics are at a low standard.

    My little bride diagnoses him from afar as amoral. He sees the world in terms of his “winning” or “losing” rather than in terms of “right” and “wrong” with a continuum in between. In that case, then what normal people see as cheating the President sees as “doing whatever it takes to win”. For instance, his golf outings. Or, deeming terrorists as “losers:, which if MLB is right, is the lowest form of existence in Trump world.

  6. Larry from Colorado says:

    Think twice about impeaching 45. Pence would so REAL damage to America. 45 just talks too much, with his BIG mouth, and his twitter rants.

  7. Angela, the GOP is like a septic tank: the really big chunks rise to the top. The smell is similar too.

  8. I predicting a Texas-wide flea infestation.

  9. Ranger Jay says:

    Golf cheat?

    That’s a deal breaker…

  10. Coprolite says:

    Papa: I wouldn’t even bother with the toilet, I would just go dig a hole in the woods. With any luck in a few thousand years it might fossilize.

  11. Mother Jones' cat says:

    I find myself, more often than not these days, having to battle between reality and parody. Often times I think I’m reading the Onion and it turns out to be real news. Juanita threw me for a loop with this one. I was just certain that item #13 on Morrow’s list was a bit of satire thrown in for a chuckle. Imagine my surprise when I clicked on the link and discovered that Morrow really, really said that in his announcement letter. Somebody needs to get a strait jacket for Morrow. If he ever had any sanity it really is criminal to allow him to wander around making a fool out of himself. I hope somebody will lock me up and throw away the key if I ever lose my mind to this degree.

  12. Mother Jones' cat says:

    I also clicked on the link to his purported book “The Clintons’ War on Women” and can report that he did indeed co-author the book. The bad news is that his co-author was none other than Roger Stone. And the really, really bad news is that it has 820 reviews on Amazon. And the super duper bad news is that it has a rating of 4 1/2 stars. What is wrong with this country?

  13. Zyxomma says:

    @angela, no, it is we that they wish to flush down the toilet.

  14. Linda Phipps says:

    He might be too cockeyed for Virginia, the state that temporarily considered EW (Eeeeeeuuuuuuw) Jackson.

  15. The correct timing is to keep Trump until The House and Senate go Democratic, and THEN impeach and leave Pence to deal with Congress.

  16. Ellen Childress says:

    This idiot may be anti-trump, but he lost me at “big titties”. I am fed up to and beyond “here”, “there”, as far up, down and around as one can be fed up with men in politics who have no respect for women . I am equally fed up with women who refuse to stand up to the kind of moral low-lifes who exult in the exhibition of “big titties” ! Good grief ! That’s every bit as bad as trump’s “grab pussy”. I am also fed up with all of the constant speculation about what every move made by trump and his compadres might mean. If what they are doing is legal, then let it go for heaven’s sake and we’ll try to survive for the next two or four years. If it’s illegal, then get on with the investigation and put the devils in jail. But DO SOMETHING ! Morality cannot be successfully legislated. But criminal acts must be successfully prosecuted.
    This man is basing his platform on mostly lies. That, even in the “post truth” era, is an extremely flimsy stand to take. Is there any way in the world that we can ever get back to common decency, good manners, appropriate etiquette, self-control, knowledge of our country and how our government actually works, a respect for and love of good people who are honest, open, compassionate, and capable of responsible leadership? This advent of a buffoon in the white house is appalling.