Git Your Cap, Jim Bob
You wanna talk about a money-making business! Holy cow, this is winner!
The New York Daily News announced that there’s a Kickstarter campaign that’s likely gonna save the damn world.
Tired of wearing tin foil on your head to keep Barack Obama and his secret army from reading your mind or implanting good dinner table manners. You do not need that crap in your head.
Tired of satellites beaming libtard ideas at you like, “Jim Bob, you don’t need no damn AK-47. You need to pay the light bill with that money.”
Tired of Bill Gates sending messages through your computer screen?
Here is your fashion forward answer.
It’s a damn tin foil lined gimme-cap. Holy truck stop, Jim Bob, now you can take off that large hunk of tin foil and pose for family pictures out on the front porch net to the washing machine.
The beauty of this thing is not only the money you’ll save on tin foil over the life of the cap, but that you do not have to give up your true identity of letting people know you’re too smart to let Obama to get into your head. People will know you’re smart enough to be aware of the libtard conspiracy by your Donald Trump shirt and long gun you carry everywhere.
Thanks to Prup for the heads up.
I had a tenant go wacko on drugs once, and one of the calls to the police they found him in the crawl space wearing a tin-foil hat.
1($25,000 later, the house could be rented again.)
And best of all I can pick one up at Brook Brothers to the envy of the white collar workers in payroll. Not only that but the impression I will may using the Brook’s box to package another gift.
2The only surprise is that it’s based in Britain. I know they have yahoos too, but I thought we were ahead of them in the race to the bottom of the gene pool. Though the idea that you might not want other people to know you’re wearing a tinfoil hat might be a sign of still having one or two functioning brain cells.
3@Rhea
4I think the Brits see the writing on the wall and are just setting up a market for us. As fast as we are going backwards in this country, we will be insisting they take us back and force us all to follow the church of England.
T-Rump will be suing for stealing his hat idea.
5Lots of fun for the TSA at the airport.
6hmmm, wonder how exactly you market that? probably in the dead of night in the alley behind the yahoo bar. i find it to be a very elegant solution to a problem.
7“More comfortable and better looking than a tin foil hat”. Since when did these wackos worry about either of those things while hiding in their closets. They have bigger fish to fry.
8If I had “Make America Great Again” embroidered on it, would it affect the blocking function? Can I get a color that matches my Trump t-shirt? I want to look nice when I’m watching the news because I have a crush on one of the local TV reporters and we all know the people on TV can see you.
9The caps will sell to the doomsday peppers at a ridiculously inflated price, just like the solid steel bunkers they eagerly bury in their backyard. Those people are nucking futz.
10Now all we need is a tinfoil gag to keep stuff from getting out of their heads.
11Saw this at Wonkette. Glad to see it here, too.
12LynnN: Google it! There’s GOT to be a DIY kit out there. Yes… you can do this at home. Great fun for the whole family.
13DANG, why didn’t I think of this??
14Simple product, cheap to produce, huge potential market. And best of all, every time the money is spent on a hat, that’s one less box of ammo bought and stockpiled.