Fun With Guns: Ducky Boy Challenges Female Senators Edition
Oh yeah he did.
Congressvarmint Blake Farenthold, also known as Ducky Boy, has taken the initiative to challenge female Republican senators to a duel.
No, I am not kidding.
Speaking about the female Republicans who oppose Trumpcare, he got on the electric radio and said …
Farenthold singled out female senators for opposing the repeal of Obamacare, before suggesting that if they were men, he’d ask them to settle things with a gunfight.
“Some of the people that are opposed to this [i.e., repealing Obamacare] — there are some female senators from the northeast,” Farenthold said. “If it was a guy from south Texas I might ask them to step outside and settle this Aaron Burr-style.”
See, this would be just awful if it was not for the fact that Blake is so chubby that his hands can’t meet in the front, so he’d be severely limited in what weapon he could use.
I think Blake needs to think this through. He’s a much much much bigger target.
We know he’s an idiot, but he fits right in with the rest of the Texas Republican delegation.
He does. Look it up.
Texas must have a contest to see which Congressvarmit can claim the title of dumbest.
1Alright, I’ve decided that that photo has to be faked. No one, with the slightest thread of self-respect, who looks like that, would ever be caught on film, smiling as though he were the Cheshire Cat.
2Hoping this is the last time we have to look at it!
I’ll happily stand in for ANY of those Dem Senators. And that fat mutherf*cker can have the first shot. I’ll settle for taking the last shot.
3Why stop there?
Let’s have duels between congressfools and constituents at their town hall meetings!
4Between patients and insurance providers to determine if coverage is approved! “Second Amendment HealthCare, how may I help you?”
Who wants to offer odds that this Jabba stand-in has a strip mall black belt and ever so humbly makes sure everyone knows about it?
I’m imagining this exchange:
Fahrenholdt to Susan Collins: “If you were a man I’d challenge you to a duel.”
5Collins: “If you were a man, I’d accept.”
Annabelle Lee wins!
6Right on, Annabelle Lee! And thats exactly what Susan Collins would say!
7Ol’ Blake needs to be careful what he wishes for. There’s an old poem about that:
“Come quickly, death, and Alice take,”
8He loudly groaned and cried.
Death came, but made a sad mistake,
For Richard ’twas that died.
I’m a guy from South Texas, and I accept his challenge. Waddle on down here, it’s Ducky Boy season.
9There are/were, in fact, male Republican senators who opposed the last bill…
Notice how assiduously he avoids challenging them in any way, shape or form.
Brave, brave Sir Blake
10He doesn’t seem to know that Alaska and West Virginia aren’the Northeast.
11Susan:. Two thumbs up
12Oops. Annabell
13I am so tired of this filthy imbecile, pissing on Sissy Farenthold’s grave. What an abomination.
14i have a sneaking suspicion most of the women in the senate could kick his ass/shoot him. as large of a target as he is, it’s not like you’d have to be a crack shot or anything. this guy is just an embarrassment to the entire country. how much, do you suppose it would cost, to get him and Gohmert to resign? i suspect not much, they both strike me as pretty cheaply bought.
15Ever notice that it is republicans are the only ones who think that firearms are punctuation, or a stand in for discussion?
16Oh, please, please, PLEASE let him challenge me to a duel. The challenged gets choice of weapons, remember? And there was a time when we killed and processed our own meat (show lambs that didn’t work out.) Looking at him…Yeah, even at 72 and far from the best shape of my life…it would be ugly but then he already is, and he would be squalling like a piglet for mercy before long. And he would lose to a GURRRL, which would be so terrible for him.
17Overheard today in the Senate:
“Did you see the one who challenged me to a duel?” Collins asked Sen. Jack Reed (D-R.I.) following a spending bill markup.
“Trust me, you know why he challenged you to a duel? Because you could beat the shit out of him,” Reed says.
18OMG, is there an explanation for that photo?????
19Its official. Senator Collins was at a hot mic when she insulted Blakey Boy while chatting with a colleague! Done! Its done!
20Plenty of reasons this is gas.
Dueling was an affair of honor, which immediately disqualifies him.
Issuing a challenge was restricted to gentlemen, which immediately disqualifies him.
Since this is the 21st century, and gender equality is the norm, Sen. Collins would seem to be entitled to post him publicly as a scoundrel and cur, and take a cudgel to him should he not flee at the sight of her. I happen to own a genuine Irish blackthorn walking stick that I would gladly loan her for this purpose.
Note that he limited his remarks so as to exclude a Democratic woman Senator from the Midwest who is a damn good shot.
Finally, he wouldn’t be able to find a trustworthy second, outside of Louie Goober, whom no one in their right mind would allow near a firearm, let alone to handle it and load it. Oh, wait….
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