Fake Wrestling Head Next Appointee
Linda McMahon, who co-founded WWE fake wrestling, is the next billionaire appointed to high position by Cheeto Jesus. McMahon, who spent $100 million in two failed bids to be Senator from Connecticut, contributed $5 million to the CJ Foundation and another $6 million to his campaign, has been ironically named to head the Small Business Administration. And if you’re not familiar with WWE, here’s a nice introduction to it for you. CJ and McMahon’s husband, Vince, have been cronies for decades. Oh, and keep in mind that the McMahon’s have made their fortune taking money from people too stupid to understand that fake wrestling is actually fake.
The good thing about fake wrestling? None of their stupid, racist, show business stunts can actually cause a nuclear armageddon or mass incarceration based on relegion.
1This has to be the biggest joke around right next to Cheeto Jesus! Like CJ, this woman has had more failures than successes but pretends otherwise. One promo featured her kicking someone in the balls. As a small business owner myself, I would never go anywhere near the SBA with or without her presence therein! Between a string of retired military and coconspirators, this Administration is shaping up to be one of those made in the basement videos!
2It’s taken me awhile to get this, but I can state unequivically that this administration is designed to fail.
No experience, no competence, no ability. Trump is striving for chaos, and he’s going to get it. Just his picks for the cabinet ought to be grounds for impeachment. If Ryan doesn’t impeach within a year, HE needs impeachment.
3Again, the connections to Idiocracy are amazing.
4@charles r. phillips: as soon as Trump “won” I knew this was going to be the most corrupt administration ever. After watching who he appointed to the various positions, I believe Trump’s administration is being designed so that they will take all the money for themselves and their cohorts while destroying not only the agencies themselves but everything they’ve created and accomplished so far.
5I may start taping CSPAN in February, just to enjoy the Democratic committee members grilling all these nominees. They may get through hearings and votes, but not unbloodied.
One hopes.
6It’s all about asking the right questions. Does Linda McMahon have skills? If she’s capable of kicking Donnie and the generals square in their tiny gohmerts when cabinet meetings descend into the squabble zone, this could be a very entertaining appointment. I approve this nomination. 😉
7Folks this is the first appointment by dat guy that make sense to me. I get it.
Fake wrestling provides a fake president a fake SBA head. Kinda like Fake News is to News only different.
8J&PKM: She won’t be at Cabinet Meetings unless she’s serving coffee. That’s for Department Secretaries. She doesn’t rank that high. Just another one of the Girls of the WWE. Ah, me, this whole thing is turning into an SNL sketch.
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