Commemorative Killing Weapon
Tennessee State Representative Andy Holt, a fine specimen of a goofball, is having a fundraiser and what the fool damn tarnation do you think the raffle is about?
The day after a rifle similar to an AR-15 was used to massacre 49 people at an LGBT club in Orlando, Tennessee state Rep. Andy Holt is standing by his decision to give away an AR-15 as a door prize at an upcoming campaign fundraiser and turkey shoot.
In fact, he’s now giving away two. Holt, a Republican, told a reporter who asked if the prize was insensitive in light of the recent shooting, “absolutely not.” Holt told The Tennessean that the only problem with the assault rifle is that “it’s black and it looks real scary.”
No, Andy, you could spray paint that sucker pink and bedazzle the barrel and it would still have no damn use except slaughtering people. It doesn’t shoot glitter, you know.
Andy was co-sponsor of the Tennessee anti-transgender bathroom bill. I guess he thinks that transgender people are black and scary but that’s not okay.
Thanks to Deb for the heads up.
And so it begins. How long will it be before the nra announces, I mean reminds, us all of the huge rally they already had planned to hold in Orlando. Seriously. Nothing to do with the massacre. No sirree.
1Andy is one of the more insane EvangeliBaggers in the General Assembly.
2Surprised? NOT!!! Another R who should not be let out of the attic without a keeper!
3If only someone would win it and then destroy it in public.
4Andy, you should consider a glue gun. We’ll send you instructions on which of your major holes to glue shut.
5PKM – I like how you think!
6Cheryl Ann, Samantha Bee is the one who has the answers for these wingnuts.
***** warning ***** Not safe for Mama, work or if little children in the room. But it’s the perfect answer for what wingnuts can do with the prayers and assault rifles.
http://crooksandliars.com/2016/06/samantha-bee-yes-i-do-want-take-your-guns
After meeting with a room full of agency heads, President Obama will be addressing the nation. Based on the alphabet soup of agencies present, expect that he will have some answers on how to cut off the monetary fingers of ISIL, while adding up the actions agencies can take to keep us safer here, while Congress dithers. Expect him to have a few words that might spur Congress into action.
7PKM … I think Andy probably shoots bedazzling glitter out of that a-hole … what do you think? Maybe glue some other orifice shut … like his ugly mouth!!
8If guns don’t kill people, stupid state representatives sure help to see that they do.
9Is this the same rep who told Tn residents to burn traffic camera tickets and was cited by the EPA for waste violations, (citations dismissed)??
10Yep, Andy there looks like a real prize. That Ming the Merciless mustache really fits his personality. It’s about the only thing he got right.
11Is this “Twin Day” in RW Nut Job Land? Andy could be a doppelganger for George Zimbag, while the Indiana yokel bears a striking resemblance to Dylann Woof. All those jokes about inbred RW morons could be closer to the truth than originally suspected.
Marcia in CO, good point. The ‘holes’ to which I referred was plural, but no doubt we’ll need to send Andy a map with the instructions, or he could miss a few. We probably should also include a 55 gallon drum of glue, if we expect him to include his ears to plug up the air escaping his head. Or, we could simply mail him written instructions on breathing to avoid shipping costs. He’d be turning blue, before completing the first sentence.
12PKM won the internet today!
13Of course Holt also thinks that President Obama is “black and it looks real scary.”
The difference is that Holt loves the black and scary guns, but has problems with the President.
14“No, Andy, you could spray paint that sucker pink and bedazzle the barrel and it would still have no damn use except slaughtering people.”actually, there is a pink version available, for the ladies. no bedazzled one that I know of though, as you note. correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t this tool a tea bagger? if you look that up in the dictionary, the synonym(s) are: idiot child, maroon, dimwit, etc., etc., etc.
15oooopsy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was supposed to be italicized.
16Holt who was born in Dec of 1981 has no military service!
17He was but 20 around the time of 9-11, but no military service!
Talks big about guns however “when push came to shove,” he probably soiled himself and then ran to his mother’s bedroom and hid under her bed, till things cooled down!
What a useless pile of ….!”