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Novartis, the drug giant, gave Michael Cohen $1.2 million for insight into Trump’s approach to Obamacare.
Then, today …
They gave him money before they knew he was useless? And they want you to trust them enough to put their drugs in your mouth. I dunno, y’all.
Plus, if they spend $1.2 on useless people in hopes that they can hike the price of my drugs, then their drugs cost too much to begin with. That’s an obscene amount of money to gamble while people already can’t afford their drugs.
Plus, heck, for $20 and a Dairy Queen gift card, Thelma would have told them that Cohen was useless. Thelma is an expert on useless men. Give Thelma some money, dammit.