Because They Just Can’t Help Themselves

July 31, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I want you to meet Nebraska Republican State Senator Bill Kintner.

Kintner is a member of the Donald Trump Peanut Gallery.  He also belongs to the Christian Prayer Breakfast meeting in the Nebraska senate.

579bd401b8f5c.imageBill Kintner is a conservative man of God.  Until he gets nakkid.

Then, boy howdy, he’s Ron Jeremy.

There are pornographic videos of Kintner on his state computer.  Honey, I have seen Kintner and you could not pay me to look at those videos.  If you held a gun to my head I’d just have to die.  If you threatened me with a flea infested goat living in my house, I’d just have to call him Honey and get get some itch powder.

Now here’s the fun part.  Nebraska Republican Governor Sweet Pete Ricketts has known about it for a year and said nothing.  Not one damn word.  The Gov says he couldn’t comment because of “an ongoing investigation.”  Yeah, right.

Sen. Bob Krist, chairman of the Legislature’s Executive Committee, said he alerted Ricketts’ chief of staff, Matt Miltenberger, last year about a sexual video involving Kintner.

Krist said he told Miltenberger that one of the Legislature’s junior senators had been solicited online by someone offering to sell the senator an explicit video involving Kintner.

Yeah, and the junior senator said the same thing I did.  No, thank you.

So, here we are with a state senator who has made a sex tape of himself and Lord only knows who else but if that flea carrying goat is in it, I’m gonna gonna throw a fit right here on the spot.  Think of the people who knew and have been extorting him all year.

Look, Governor, you know as well as I do that a state senator in your back pocket is far more valuable than honesty or decency.  You knew.  You just rolled in it like it was a bail of goose down and now you’re gonna have to walk away with only the quack.

Republicans.  I can’t stand those suckers.

Thanks to Charles for the heads up.

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34 Comments to “Because They Just Can’t Help Themselves”

  1. Marge Wood says:

    Artists are always looking for nude models. Maybe he could pick up some pocket change posing nude.

  2. maryelle says:

    Where is the media outrage on this hypocrisy? Why aren’t the Nebraska Rethugicans regurgitating their “Christian Prayer Breakfast” and demanding his ouster along with clean up in aisle seven? Have they grown so accustomed to perversion that this is nothing but another great big bored yawn?

  3. AliceBeth says:

    I want someone to get hold of said tape and use it well and by that I mean hurt him. But please do not inflict it on the rest of us.

  4. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Hypocrites deserve a special form of scorn. Ergo these meddlesome hypocrites deserve something extra special.

    Print out his legislative history. Surely there are enough pages there wherein he attacks the reproductive health of women, members of the LGBTQA, First Nations, or anyone not aligned with pasty white lying hypocrites. Build him a cudgel from his own words, then feed it to him.

  5. One year and nothing happened? If Republicans had found an anagram of the word “Benghazi” on Hillary’s computer a year ago, she would have been called into a congressional hearing to testify about the arrangement of those letters at least five times by now.

  6. Lunargent says:

    Hey, what else is there to do in Nebraska?

    Just be grateful if no livestock is involved.

  7. Lunargent. How can you be sure?

  8. Rastybob says:

    What makes you think no livestock was involved?
    After all this is [The {Gross Old Perverts} party.]

  9. JAKvirginia says:

    Gosh… I hope they weren’t PopUp videos.

    Another story I read has the Senator claiming that his computer had been “hacked”. Uh… huh. With a sex video starring you and… um… yours.

  10. Marion (formerly known as MM) says:

    And to top it off, his wife works for the legislature!

  11. Fred Farklestone says:

    “Republican state Sen. Bill Kintner, reported to be one of the most conservative lawmakers in Nebraska and a politician who frequently touts Christian morality, has been accused of keeping and possibly sending a sex video of himself from his state computer, prompting calls for his resignation.”

  12. I have tired of eating the popcorn this nacilbupeR cinema offers during its shows. I’m off to get some Raisinets or licorice before the next show starts.

    Only pure morbid curiosity keeps me in my seat watching this train wreck in slow motion as the snacilbupeR entertainment value went to zero some time ago.

  13. e platypus onion says:

    All around nice guy. From Raw Story- Kintner is married to the governor’s chief policy advisor, Lauren Kintner. He has been outspoken to the point of insensitivity on a number of issues.

    Blogger Joe.My.God. reported that Kintner “has loudly opposed same-sex marriage, gay adoption, and transgender rights. He has also publicly declared that Christians should let gays know their business isn’t wanted by providing them with bad service.”

    Last year, when arguing on the senate floor against a path to citizenship for the children of undocumented immigrants, Kintner used the racial slur “wetbacks” to describe Latino immigrants entering the country. A class of fourth graders was taking a tour of the senate chambers at the time.

  14. Fred Farklestone says:

    Scroll down for a photo of Kintner’s wife!

  15. Just asking– are Dems not getting caught with this kind of thing, and if so, is it because a) they’re not doing it, b) they’re too smart to get caught doing it, or c) it’s just so much more fun to be disgusted when it’s a “family values” clown doing it?

  16. Lunargent says:

    Paul and Rastybob –

    I said IF.

  17. Lunargent says:


    a – Yes; b – yes; c- yes.

    Except for Anthony Weiner.

  18. JAKvirginia says:

    Rhea: …”family values” hypocrite… Fixed it for you.

  19. Knew 50 years ago that the only values the Republicans have are property values.

  20. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    peccadillo – a PSA to remind all 50 states to spay and neuter their snacilbupeR.

  21. Marcia in CO says:

    OMG … hilarious!!! Un-friggen-believeable … again!!

  22. and what a lovely thing he is, wife with cancer……sounds like Newt

  23. Myrnatoo says:

    The very thought of him making porno videos evokes a phrase I haven’t heard for awhile on TWMDBS: Brain bleach.

  24. two crows says:

    What do you want to bet that this guy voted to defund Planned Parenthood, is appalled that gay marriage is legal and wants to keep trans folks from peeing because – uh – because he’s MORAL GODDAMMIT! [Sorry Momma. I’ll be good.]

  25. Slimy, shameless, snacilbupeR hypocrites. The more “godly” the snacilbupeR, the slimier the behavior.

    How -I repeat- How can those snacilbupeR devotees be so gullible? How can they still pretend to care about morality? How can they think they are Christians?

    I’m serious. Really. How do their brains work? Or maybe they don’t? Is it really possible that such a sizable proportion of our population is really that mind bogglingly stooooopid?!?!?!?!?

    It’s baffling and frightening.

  26. Was Kintner a member of the Peanut Gallery before people saw the nude pics?

  27. Aggieland Liz says:

    Oh Good Lord LynnN!! Kintner is a devout supporter of the wannabe Peanut-in-Chief, Leader of the Tiny Hands Club and Premier Pouter of the Free World! (One of you extra witty folk called him the talking yam, and I keep hearing Popeye say, “I yam what I yam”, giggle)

  28. I lived in Omaha for over 30 years. Winters are long in Nebraska and it is a Unicameral (one chamber) Legislature. What else do you expect!

  29. BTW, All members of the Unicameral are called Senator and there are no party designations (even though we all know)
    Ernie Chambers has been a Senator since 1970 and after you read his bio below you might consider him a worthy recipient of the video.

  30. Sandridge says:

    This would be all over the national news if this prevert were a Democrat.

    (BTW, looked at that NE gov’s link, it was auto-downloading me a movie until I stopped it. Has the NE gov’s website gotten hacked and somebody is serving up the esteemed Sen. Kintner’s epic flic on it? RE: “brain bleach, methinks this one requires something stronger, lime or sulfuric acid?)

  31. Grampian: Thanks for that. Lawsuit against God. Wow.

  32. e platypus onion says:

    Dimwit claims to be a victim of internet scandal and says he doesn’t know if there is an actual video. He made a video, but, he isn’t sure he made a video?

  33. Linda Phipps says:

    Is there something wrong with his picture? That head looks extremely small.

  34. @Linda Phipps

    RE “That head looks extremely small.”

    You talking on the image above or on the video?