Last summer I told you about 22 year old Zak Cossum from Kingwood, Texas, and what a stinker he is.
Zak sets up PACs. His last one was called Sons and Daughters of America, which sounds a helluva lot more important than Bastard Child of Mongolia, I guess.
Zak is one fine party dude and got himself a public intoxication charge right before forming his PAC. In fact, it could have happened at the same time. I dunno. I wouldn’t bet one way or another.
Well, Zac is back in the PAC bidness. He has a new PAC called … take a deep breath … Crippled America.
I don’t know why Zak didn’t call his PAC, Help Zak Pay Rent.
Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen.