Bad Nickels and PACs – They Just Keep Turning Up

January 29, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Last summer I told you about 22 year old Zak Cossum from Kingwood, Texas, and what a stinker he is.

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Actual picture of Zak

Zak sets up PACs.  His last one was called Sons and Daughters of America, which sounds a helluva lot more important than Bastard Child of Mongolia, I guess.

Zak is one fine party dude and got himself a public intoxication charge right before forming his PAC.  In fact, it could have happened at the same time.  I dunno. I wouldn’t bet one way or another.

Well, Zac is back in the PAC bidness.  He has a new PAC called … take a deep breath … Crippled America.

Yep.

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I don’t know why Zak didn’t call his PAC, Help Zak Pay Rent.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen.

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15 Comments to “Bad Nickels and PACs – They Just Keep Turning Up”


  1. What can I say?

    Grifters gotta grift.

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  2. Yeah BarbinDC, I think you summed it up just right.

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  3. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Texas? Thought that wanker Aaron Schock was from Illinois. Oops .. my bad .. seems all those white privilege affluenza dudes look alike when getting their mooch on.

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  4. It’s an election year , what else should we expect. Next year he should start a radio ministry. With a mug like his it is doubtful that he would be successful in TV.
    Zak had better hire a good accountant, retain an attorney and do some body building in anticipation of incarceration. I foresee his meeting Bernie Madoff.

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  5. When did you ever hear of a PAC guy going to prison. They don’t go to prison, they go to lunch with Congressmen.

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  6. slipstream says:

    And I just can’t figure why I’m not getting any contributions to my SuperPAC, “Mexicans for Trump.”

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  7. Lunargent says:

    It would be nice if the famously litigious Mr. Trump would sic his lawyers on this little punk for co-opting his book’s name. For once, his bullying would be justified.

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  8. I’ll be setting up my PAC this weekend:

    “You’re A Loser If You Don’t Donate $$$$ To This PAC”

    I’ll accept any contribution, no matter how large.

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  9. JAKvirginia says:

    Hey, JJ! You keep saying they all can “kiss my big, blue butt!”, right? How about FannyPAC?

    Just a thought…

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  10. Amanda Matthews says:

    Boy, do I know a girl just made for this guy. I understand Barstool Palin is back on the market. They have a lot in common. Totally amoral and shameless. And Sarah can help these two form one Hell of a Pac. She’s supported the family that way for years. They could learn from a pro.

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  11. The good news is that this may take money away from any actual Repub campaigns.

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  12. Texa$$ must be so proud.

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  13. Lunargent says:

    JAKvirginia FTW!!

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  14. That PAC name is just downright offensive and so is the whole damn idea! This is coming from a senior citizen with a damn limp. That kid needs a trip to the woodshed!

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  15. This young man has free legal advice. His daddy is a Kingwood, TX attorney and the address on Stonehollow is his office. We lived in Kingwood for 28 years. It is ultra conservative. Our house was one of 2 on the street with Obama yard signs. Very very hard to be a liberal in that community!!! Lots of spoiled rotten affluenza kids and adults too!

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