January 29, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Home schooled.
1Great, cheap and incorrect.
Just the venue for 45’s first SOTU speech.
Not that I will be watching….
2What happens when your computer does your thinking for you…..
3The ALWAYS vote to de-fund eduction, so what else would you expect?
4Aaannd, cue the hysterically mad rush to come up with a definition for Uniom that fits. How about “Russian word for satellite state”.
5You could probably get pretty good odds in Vegas that the winner is gonna come outta Scotland. Say that reminds me. How bout this. “The natural habitat of the Weaselheaded F**knugget”
They’re being reprinted, so those trees died in vain. Bets that the misprinted ones don’t even get recycled, just trashed.
6Dayum, I feel obligated to watch SOBOTUS’s SOTU tomorrow just because, but I sure wish my TV had a voice changing option built in. I cannot stand the very sound of that verminous “Weaselheaded F**knugget”, nor his tone, cadence, and accent.
Hell, maybe I’ll just mute the TV and activate the ‘closed caption’ text scroll option, heheh, that might work. It would save my ears, but may not save the TV from thrown (or fired) objects…might be better to watch on the big old CRT TV, with the thick glass screen.
7Rhea,
8Look for SOBOTUS and Co. to try and monetize those misprinted SOTU tickets, like misprinted USPS stamp issues or US Mint coinage FU’s.
They could try to auction the tickets off as ‘collectibles’ later on. Anything for a buck, nothing too tacky for a tRump.
I love the Scots’ gift for language:
Bloviating flesh bag
Weasel headed f*cknugget
Witless F*cking Cocksplat
Tiny fingered, cheetoh faced, ferret wearing, sh*tgibbon
and my personal favorite–
Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
I keep those on my phone for times when I feel the need for a little cheering up. They always work.
9Well, Republicans do hate unions…
10Falls right in with the endless R attacks on education.
I have to admit “Mangled Apricot Hellbeast” is better than Mango Mussolini though.
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