Louie!
Okay, so Southern Baptist deacon, Jesus lovin’, sanctimonious load of holiness Texas Republican Congressman Louie Gohmert has taken the lead in potty mouthed indignation over Robert Mueller.
The Texas congressman added that his reading of the special counsel’s report did little to temper his long history of animosity for the former FBI director: “It reinforced the anal opening that I believe Mueller to be.”
Anal opening? Louie, Jesus heard that and he knows what it means. You can’t play cute to skirt around Jesus.
I hope Louie slips and says that in front of Mueller. It would have to be a slip because Louie doesn’t have the guts to say that to someone’s face. However, it would give everybody a big laugh to see what a silly little boy that Louie Gohmert is.
Thanks to SGray and Steve for the heads up.
Poor Louie. What’s a guy to do to up his game in the rhetoric of dumb schtick with all the heavy competition from the Gym Jordans, Steve Kings and cast of freedumb caucus? Time for Mark Meadows to round up the boys for a tutorial on the use of the dog whistle.
1Anal opening? He would have said anal sphincter but that would have sent his supporters to the dictionary TWICE.
2I saw that and honestly, for me, the smug and prissy viciousness of “anal opening” sounds far more vulgar and tasteless than the crude but plainspoken insult that we all know.
3But Loonie Louie’s all in favor of MangoМосква’s klepto Sphinctocracy.
4Unfortunately, Mr. Mueller would not be able to respond as would a Marine Gunnery Sergeant would. One of the drawbacks of having accepted a commission in The Corps. A Marine combat vet against an Army JAG Corps REMF? No contest.
5Always good to see Louie living down to his reputation
6Louie would be the substance that comes out through that opening.
7Sam in Superior:
8Good form. You beat me to it.
I was gonna go the external hemorrhoid route, butt it’s kinda pointless now.
“One of the drawbacks of having accepted a commission in The Corps.”
having grown up in the Corps, I know there are exceptions granted to that general rule. one of them is defending the honor of the Corps, so Mr. Mueller is free to punch him in the face.
the real problem with Gohmert, is the people that vote for him. of course, it’s possible they vote for him, not because they actually support him, but to get him the hell out of the state. that I would understand.
9Ronanon: just how many Trump supporters do you think actually OWN a dictionary? BTW, Mother Jones claims an analytical company surveyed 10,000 followers of TrumpTweets, and found that 3500 of them also follow white national sites. I woulda thought more than 1/3 of them ….
10The most frightening thing for me is that this POS keeps getting elected over and over. We have more than our share of these wackos – must be something in the water?
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