The Humpty Trumpty Challenge
Okay, here’s the deal. Bunny tried to ruin my life again today by suggesting that we start mind-picturing Donald Trump as Humpty Trumpty.
I challenged her to a rhyme-off and Lord have mercy! it was a time sponge this morning.
Bunny says —
HUMPTY TRUMPTY’S 5 POINT IMMIGRATION POLICY
Humpty Trumpty sat on his fence
Humpty Trumpty deployed agents
All ‘merica’s forces and all ‘merica’s drones
He used to trade – a fence for a throne!
And I answered with —
FOREIGN POLICY
Humpty Trumpty sat on his butt
Humpty Trumpty yelled “He’s a nut!”
But all his finger shaking and loud bull shootin’
Didn’t scare a single crap out of Putin.
Please feel free to join in. That’s why I have a comment section.
Humpty Trumpty told us a lie
1Humpty Trumpty thought it would fly
All the “You”re Fired” and all the “He’s Dumb”
Couldn’t keep Humpty in the Presidential run..
Humpty Trumpty had some bad hair.
Humpty Trumpty wasn’t all there.
All of his money and all his “you’re fired”
Couldn’t make Humpty Trumpty the Prez we desired.
Humpty Trumpty had lots of gall.
Humpty Trumpty said let’s build a wall.
All of his bluster and all of his clout,
Couldn’t make all his numbers to build it foot out.
Humpty Trumpty’s in the clown car.
Humpty Trumpty’s done well so far.
All of his paid supporters and wives,
Won’t save him from all of the other clowns’ knives.
Humpty Trumpty owns lots of stuff
2Humpty Trupmty’s net worth’s a bluff
All of the Grand Cru that he drinks from Sillery
Won’t get him nominated, much less beat Hillary.
And I was going to say, DaChipster you’re on! And you are!
3Humpty Trumpty at the debate
4Humpty Trumpty got there quite late
When challenged by Megan about what might be true
Humpty said only “There’s glory for you.”
Humpty Trumpty said not to stare
5When Humpty Trumpty lost his hair
But in truth he wasn’t there
For Humpty Trumpty was ALL hair
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
6Couldn’t make Trumpty a real president.
Old Donald had a mic
E-I-E-I-O
And on his mic he had a cow
E-I-E-I-O
Oops, wrong jingle, but I can’t do a thing with “Humpty Trumpty” that isn’t a limerick that would cause Mama to blast my mouth with soap. Not to mention when thinking of a rotund egg shape, the Outlaw Jersey Whale aka Governor Cartman hogs the picture.
7Hahahahahahahaha! Governor Cartman! I love it! You win the CC Challenge!
daChipster wins Humpty Trumpty.
8There’s glory for you!’
‘I don’t know what you mean by “glory”,’ Alice said.
Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. ‘Of course you don’t — till I tell you. I meant “there’s a nice knock-down argument for you!”‘
‘But “glory” doesn’t mean “a nice knock-down argument”,’ Alice objected.
‘When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.’
‘The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words mean so many different things.’
‘The question is,’ said Humpty Dumpty, ‘which is to be master — that’s all.’
Alice was too much puzzled to say anything; so after a minute Humpty Dumpty began again. ‘They’ve a temper, some of them — particularly verbs: they’re the proudest — adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs — however, I can manage the whole lot of them! Impenetrability! That’s what I say!’
‘Would you tell me please,’ said Alice, ‘what that means?’
‘Now you talk like a reasonable child,’ said Humpty Dumpty, looking very much pleased. ‘I meant by “impenetrability” that we’ve had enough of that subject, and it would be just as well if you’d mention what you mean to do next, as I suppose you don’t mean to stop here all the rest of your life.’
‘That’s a great deal to make one word mean,’ Alice said in a thoughtful tone.
‘When I make a word do a lot of work like that,’ said Humpty Dumpty, ‘I always pay it extra.’
‘Oh!’ said Alice. She was too much puzzled to make any other remark.
9joel hanes … Humpty Dumpty fits very well into Alice’s world of tangled words and gossamer webs of reflected madness!!
;o)
10Humpty Trumpty and all of the others
11Caught avian bird flu and died.
Happy ending.
Humpty Trumpty from Boston,Mass
12Went wading in water up to his ankles………………………………………….but,that doesn’t rhyme. Well,wait for the tide to come in.
Humpty Trumpty told lots of lies
13Humpty Trumpty wants the big prize
All of his pouting and all of his yelling
Can’t get America to buy what he’s selling
Humpty Trumpty was totally broke
14Humpty Trumpty’s idea was a joke
All daddy’s money, and just small loan
One million dollars is in the rich zone.